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TornACL

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  1. Might be fewer people, but more people who celebrate drinking in public at 8am. Morning tailgates are the best. Some of the weirdest shit happens when you get people power drinking bloodies, with the adrenaline of a football game in their veins.
  2. Texas 33 Florida 9 Florida yards 227
  3. Probably fighting for democracy.
  4. Civil War 2 by 2030? Yeah or no? Probably on track for that regardless of who wins tonight
  5. President Taylor Swift. The inauguration is gonna be lit.
  6. But he has such good people around him! Oh wait, they all got thrown in jail or turned on him last time. Just imagine the pieces of shit he's going to have on the team this go round.
  7. I have seen this movie before. The answer is no.
  8. Onyema shouldn't have even been on a D1 roster last year. And the fact we not only brought him back but gave him minutes tonight gives me deep deep concern.
  9. Kaluma and Onyema are not gonna be good for my blood pressure.
  10. I went to the Stanford game a couple of years ago in Vegas. It felt like watching a scrimmage the place was so empty.
  11. Another Monday where I contemplate which NFL franchise might be stupid enough to trade for Dak and assume his contract.
  12. Lolllllll if as a fan you don't have the stomach for the slightest bit of adversity, what's the point in being a fan at all? Your schtick is so ridiculous it has to be a bit.
  13. Aggy will probably make a T-shirt with that graphic. Gomer: "Every SEC team has a winning percentage against the sips!!!!!"
  14. I fly out of DFW on AA at 4pm tomorrow. But I will sitting in first class so I can be safe from having to interact with any traveling Surlyites. If Rex Kramer ends up sitting next to me with his dip cup we're going to brawl.
  15. Texas defense holds Vandy to 3 field goals through most of the game, but those drives are slogs that eat clock. Late TD by Pavia to make it look close, Texas recovers the onside kick, takes three knees, on to the bye week. Texas 24 Vandy 16 Passing yards 213
  16. So Pat McAfee is definitely jumping into Littlefield Fountain at some point isn't he
  17. I have seen a few people out there on the interwebs saying that this is the biggest game in DKRTMS history. It's like everyone has already totally forgotten 2006, #1 Ohio State at #2 Texas. Anyway, this game will be much like that game, except it will be the home team delivering the ass kicking. Texas 38 Georgia 20 Georgia total offense 386
  18. The lines for coupons complaints always make me laugh and are very telling. People often just get in the first line they see and put absolute faith that all the people in line in front of them must have made a good decision. There are places on the fairgrounds that never, never, never have more than two or three people in line for coupons. The reason why is that most people just get in line with the hordes right by Big Tex or some dumb fucking shit. If it's your first time there, I get it. Everybody's gotta learn. But if you've been more than two or three times and you're still getting stuck in super long lines for everything, you're not a very smart person.
  19. Weird poll question. Is that allowed at the Lee Harveys pool?
  20. Texas 37 OU 16 Texas rushing 171 OU rushing 144 Horns +27
  21. TornACL

    CFB Week 1

    I don't trust Miami at all as a double digit fav on the road anywhere. Especially if that LT 70 is a starter and not a guy who filled in last week vs VT. Cal ML
  22. I just bought a place that has Honeywell T6 thermostats. Do not, under any circumstances, buy one of these absolute pieces of shit. One month into moving in, I came home to my house at 92 degrees. The issue was the thermostat upstairs, I was told. It was replaced, everything worked fine again. Now, the new thermostat has decided it's always going to hold temp at 78 even if the schedule is off, even if hold is off. It just won't stop doing it. Every time it does this, the only option is to factory reset the thermostat. I fucking hate this thing more than any other product I have ever owned or dealt with. The app is also fucking terrible.
  23. Let's also give credit to their front office for letting Saquon walk.
  24. The Cowboys are comfortable playing NYG's mediocre brand of football. Dallas has been perfecting that for decades.
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