Everything posted by TornACL
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Texas basketball '21-'22: Welcome Chris Beard
That Horns Illustrated guy is such a fuckhead. "The most insane game ever played"? Is that some kind of inside joke or something?
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Surly Superbowl Squares Sheet
Glad we're doing this again and thanks for managing this deal.
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Any Interest in a SB Squares Game?
Let's ride!!
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Washington DC's NFL franchise to get a new name
I think it's fitting that an out of touch franchise that hasn't won shit since the 80s and 90s would make their big reveal on.... The Today Show. I honestly didn't even know that fucking show still existed. The Washington PR people were probably looking around asking where Bryant Gumbel and Jane Pauley are.
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Texas at Texas Tech Tuesday Feb 1st, 2022 ESPN2 8pm CT
Lol. No.
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2021-22 Big XII Basketball Thread of Fuck Baylor
Clearly you weren't watching tonight's game. Looked like free admission for all Omega Mu
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2021-22 Big XII Basketball Thread of Fuck Baylor
One thing you'll never see in the shots of the Baylor student section is an attractive female.
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Texas at Texas Tech Tuesday Feb 1st, 2022 ESPN2 8pm CT
Who gives a shit. Fuck the haters.
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Texas at Texas Tech Tuesday Feb 1st, 2022 ESPN2 8pm CT
I am gonna laugh my ass off when we win by 5. Although the lead might balloon up to double digits with all the technical fouls for shit flying on the court.
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70 Year-Old Man Dies in 'Happy Ending' Massing Parlour
I have been to Pattaya, and there are tons of old 65+ English dudes roaming around without a care in the world and with some young Thai girl on their arm.
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Bourbon
Barrell is ok but imo overpriced. I currently have a bottle of the Barrell Infinite Barrel and it's ok, but I usually find myself reaching for something else when it's bourbon time.
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Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
Hey he was the voice of Todd in Bojack Horseman!
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Girl Scout cookies (not selling, just eating)
I bought a box of Thin Mints and threw them in my freezer. They lasted three days, which for me is a personal record for willpower.
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Former Governor’s descendants fight over ranching empire
Is anyone named Chip not a fucktard?
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NFC Playoff - SF @ Green Bay
Some people are born assholes, grow up aa assholes, and live their lives as assholes. Aaron Rodgers is an asshole. It has nothing to do with what he believes, but rather who he is. He is an asshole. I hope he's absolutely wrecked tonight. But he probably isn't, because he is a fucking asshole.
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NFC Playoff - SF @ Green Bay
It's fun how many people don't realize how much of an asshole Aaron Rodgers was before this year. 2004, anyone?
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NFC Playoff - SF @ Green Bay
Aaron Rodgers is a smug piece of shit and even his own family hates him.
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Phatterson
If you wanna get down, get down on the ground, cocaine...
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Platform Allows you to buy a conversation with UT athletes
When you wear a sport coat with no tie, it shows that you are an astute business man, but also totally relatable!!!! You can do pivot tables like a champ, but on the weekend you also like to enjoy one (1) Heineken while grilling grass fed steaks!
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Cowboys vs 49ers: Wild Card Round
Those eyes have a lot of pain.
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Cowboys vs 49ers: Wild Card Round
Fuck off, asshole. We have a playoff game to get mentally prepared for. Go post your stupid bullshit in the 2022 NFL Draft thread.
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the 2022 tournament :: round 1
Somebody hasn't watched the Bengals this year. These Bengals are different. Carson Palmer isn't qb anymore so they're gonna win their first playoff game in 31 years (!!)
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the 2022 tournament :: round 1
Why is everybody so high on the Raiders?
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Fort Worth is exploding
Shit, no wonder Fred's is going out of business. Bunch of fucking healthy eaters on this site. But seriously, good work gentlemen.
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Any Interest in a SB Squares Game?
I was a verbal for CFP but then never paid because I am a lazy slapdick. We're doing $25?