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TornACL

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  1. This is not a collection, this is mental illness
  2. Shit you don't even need a hurricane for that. Just roll in there with your crew and have your lady friend fake a seizure while you sneak in the back and grab a bunch of pills.
  3. Loot the gun store, so you can shoot back at the bubbas and cowboys roaming around and trying to play hero.
  4. It's not that people are "fainting in disbelief"... it's that most of us who have been around long enough to know NYC fans know how fucking stupid this is and how this will end. It's a 100% bitch move. It's not that it's offensive or uncivilized or whatever. All these little snowflakes are about to get eaten alive by Met fans.
  5. We're going to return the opening kickoff for a touchdown and get this party started the right way.
  6. Sounds dirty. Are we still talking about beer?
  7. Lisa: What could be more exciting than the savage ballet that is pro football? Homer: Well...you know...you like ice cream, don't you? Lisa: Uh-huh. Homer: And don't you like ice cream better when it's covered with hot fudge and mounds of whipped cream and chopped nuts and, oh, those crumbled-up cookie things they mash up. Mmm...crumbled-up cookie things. Lisa: So gambling makes a good thing even better.
  8. He's in trouble with the cops. It remains to be seen if he's in trouble with the law, because he's pretty good at the footballing. So I am sure they will, uhhh, accidentally misplace his paperwork and be forced to drop the charges.
  9. Definitely something to this. Last month I had two straight games where I entered B9 trailing 3-0 and walked it off with a 4 run 9th. Had one with two outs, nobody on in bottom 9 that finished, walk, HR, single, HR. It's like I quit trying and then just started raking.
  10. I don't have anywhere near 150k shares, but glad I kept adding to my stack when it fell below $0.80
  11. This pennant race is shaping up to be so epic. I think combined both teams have lost only 9 games in August. It's a shame there are only 3 head to head games left on the schedule.
  12. Some might say it would be borderline erotic.
  13. The Mets finished their 13 game stretch against LA-SF-LA-SF a smooth 2-11.
  14. He clearly has an obsession with poop, which is why all of his posts are a steaming pile of shit.
  15. Shit. Just take an Uber across the bridge to Vernon's and drink your dinner. They have free popcorn.
  16. I went to Salty Oak back when they were in a quasi trailer back behind the YWCA and it was legit. Haven't been to their brick and mortar.
  17. Who needs sleep? I do. Go Padres.
  18. Pics of college aged daughter and friend?
  19. I know the Mets offensive woes have been beaten to death, but my God... they swing at anything. That Baez swing was one of about a dozen laughably bad cuts. Against Sammy Long.
  20. What kind of dinosaur only accepts PayPal? Even my old timer fantasy football commish takes Venmo, and he was only accepting checks like 3 years ago.
  21. That is my thought as well. I have enough in that one to set it and forget it. It's not so much money that I'm on the streets if it goes to a nickel but enough that I'll get a sweet windfall if they find a buyer and it makes a good run.
  22. I got to the point where I could hit decently in DD but now I am back to being utterly hopeless at the plate. I can't fucking time up anything. I'll be late to catch up to the fastball for 5 innings, and then finally start seeing it.... only to have "Early" or "Very early" timing. Don't even get me started on fucking sliders. The only pitch I can mash is the 12-6 curve.
  23. Dodger Stadium was still a pain in the ass to get into in 2019. I hope some of the infrastructure changes have fixed that. Not talking about traffic but just getting through the ticket takers. I went to Short Stop on Sunset before the game. I think it was 6 bucks for a PBR tall boy and a shot. Amazing deal for LA. That was totally not the kind of scene I expected to experience in LA around Dodger Stadium. I still need to go see a game at Petco. Walked around when it was just about finished and seemed like it would be great. Bonus points for any stadium you can walk to from your hotel.
  24. Yes but he's part of the gang of friends. And if you can make friends with the coaching staff, or ownership you get to hang around as long as you want.
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