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TornACL

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  1. I, for one, can't wait to hear Tim Brando's sanctimonious rant about how Texas is killing college football during the Texas- Louisiana season opener.
  2. Isn't KLM in Star Alliance with United? Seems like they could have booked you on KLM without you having to wait an entire day for the next UA flight. Or without you having to do it yourself and pay out of pocket. Edit: Guess I had my alliances mixed up. Still, it's weird they didn't offer you a flight on one of their partners.
  3. One might even say that realignment talk is not going away.
  4. That's the Big 12 brass throwing a hail mary, which will fall harmlessly incomplete.
  5. The big, smart, fancy, rich Ags in the BOR are gonna get together and decide what they should demand in exchange for their "Yes" vote, even though it's not needed and they have zero leverage. The SEC will grant some token gesture to A&M to help them save face, like ensuring the first UT A&M game is in College Station. And they will take those crumbs and parade them about the town and gloat as if they've really pulled one over. Then they'll lose that first game 28-10 and blame the refs because the Side Judge's niece goes to St Ed's, so he's clearly in the tsips' pockets. Quintessential Aggy.
  6. Reason number 154,341 that you should delete Facebook.
  7. Counterpoint: What have they ever done to deserve respect? It's a middling athletic department whose only two real claims to fame are two of the most ridiculous endings in college football history. Both Mizzou losses, by the way.
  8. Just imagine dueling air horn blasts and whistles. There's not enough beer on the planet to survive that.
  9. Re: Mizzou and A&M Pawns typically don't realize they're pawns. That's what makes them so useful.
  10. If you think this current meltdown in College Station is bad, wait until the rest of the SEC catches on to the Poooooooooooor Aggies taunt at the end of A&M defeats. Unlike the Horns Down story, which is basically a complete fabrication, A&M will definitely petition the SEC to disallow fans from being mean to them.
  11. A Buckeye fan is sensitive and takes things too seriously? Color me shocked.
  12. In the canon of A&M insanity stories, I am not sure anything can ever top Listeater. You couldn't write a more A&M story, and even if you did everyone would say it's a bit much.
  13. If I am in the window seat with headphones on and eyes closed, and you tap me on the arm to ask me a question, it better be a God damn emergency. Like you better be telling me the engines are on fire or something. The grandmother on my last flight asked me five times during the flight what time we're supposed to land. As far as I know, nothing's changed since the first time I told you, gram gram.
  14. This reeks of image and brand consultant work. Spiders would have been way more fun. Just don't let Glenallen Hill anywhere near the park.
  15. This isn't really an airport/airplane etiquette thing but what is the deal with flying that makes people (usually stereotypical dad-mode types) stand up and do bizarre stretching exercises in public? Was back at the airport today waiting to head to Miami, and I watched this 40 something guy just stand there in front of a gate full of people and do a full stretch and limber up routine for a good 10 minutes. If you did this at a grocery store someone would call to have you committed. I felt like I was watching one of those Dr. Rick Progressive commercials.
  16. Some of those shoes in this thread are 100% sex repellent.
  17. Damn I gotta hear that mixtape
  18. Yeah I tuned in and was surprised by the sea of blue.
  19. My bullshit meter is on high alert whenever a wife calls about something like that. Just saying...
  20. Those pork ribs look mean. Need to try.
  21. I decided after leaving this year's CWS that I was going for the whole fucking thing next year. Already have 11 nights booked at Residence Inn downtown. It's gonna be a party.
  22. Looks like it's time for me to buy more AMYZF.
  23. Angelo's is ok. Railhead fucking sucks.
  24. When it comes to airport etiquette, my primary pet peeve is when people are deplaning, they walk just outside the jet bridge door, two steps into the airport, and they think that's a good place to stop and get their bearings, look around with mouth agape trying to figure out where they need to go. Hmmm do I go left, do I go right? Dude, go somewhere, because there are 100 people behind you trying to get around you.
  25. Imagine having such a tiny dick that a looming divorce would make you want to buy a shit load of guns and kill a bunch of random strangers.
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