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TornACL

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  1. It's weird. Everyone understood perfectly the first 100 times that point was made. But thank you for making sure we get it.
  2. I don't care who wins the ASU Fairfield game as long as each staff throws about 200 pitches to slog through it.
  3. Feisty Florida female flagrantly flaunts physique, felled by frisky feds
  4. Can we please not do this again? Can yall either just fuck or get over it?
  5. We should be locked in to an 8pm start. Game 1 is at 1pm, and there is little to no chance of rain delaying things.
  6. The flock of migrating ducks as the pattern on the uniform makes me laugh
  7. Sorry for partying.
  8. Imagine how bad the guys who are worse than these guys must be.
  9. He's fucking awesome.
  10. Now Witt knows what postseason pitching is all about. As president of his fan club, I'm glad he got to work that out with a 7 run cushion.
  11. Some of you guys could get handed a million dollars and complain that the bag is too heavy.
  12. Arizona State has such an unbelievable combination of great defense and little league defense. Every live ball is a fucking adventure.
  13. Why doesn't Pierce call the home run play? That worked earlier! He's an idiot.
  14. Super competitive at bat EK. Good lord.
  15. You need to play better than the other guys.
  16. Shoulder checks are not tags.
  17. The French Open is investigating that guy, I heard.
  18. No idea if it's still operating in the same capacity as a few years ago but Veneto Casino in PTY was....fun.
  19. No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
  20. Can't you order Pluckers for delivery online directly from their website? I think what we're seeing happen here is that restaurants who offer their own delivery are jacking up the delivery fee with third party apps to dissuade you from using those. Understandably they'd prefer you order direct. Whenever I see restaurants with crazy high delivery fees, I just assume they don't really want to fuck with third party delivery folks.
  21. I think you have to take an IQ test to work for Favor, and they don't hire anyone who scores over 70.
  22. I see that Texas de Brazil is on Uber Eats and I always wonder how that works, exactly. Does the driver just keep making trips back and forth to your house until you flip the little card over to stop sign on your front door?
  23. Uhhh you know you don't have to pick one of the recommended tips right? Those are for people who are too stupid to do their own math.
  24. We went to one in 2013. My buddy flags down a girl and hands her 40 and says to go give me a couple of dances. She takes me to the bar where we exchange the 40 for....a wind up alarm clock? She then takes that with me upstairs to a big open room and highly mediocre dances. Towards the end I asked just for shits and giggles if I want to re up another 40 can we just keep going? Nope, she said we'd have to go back down to the bar to rewind the clock.
  25. Hear me out, a hedge fund that invests entirely in pancake restaurants. #pancakes
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