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Royalfan5

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  1. In a piece of ancedata, ever since Walz was announced attendance at my ELCA church has been up 15-20%. (I’ve been the counting usher) Also a lot of Tim Walz looking dudes in Lincoln. (Also we are getting closer to have 2 Nebraska EV’s in play every cycle as Lincoln gets bluer and increases the gravity in the district, also the Big Red Donor is spending more on buy the big red players now rather than politicians, thanks NIL)
  2. I played 8-man football in Nebraska for multiple liberal coaches, who in turn were also from rural Nebraska.
  3. Shit talk Bierocks and such all you want, they’re great especially if you have an old country recipe. Plus, Walz is going to lead a Northern European cooking renaissance the likes this country has never seen. A hot dish/cassarole truck on every corner. All manner of dessert bars, cold Hamm’s/Grain Belt wherever you buy beer.
  4. Just wait until they make Vance start dressing like a Village Person (my moneys on the biker)
  5. I'm sure they thought it would cool that everyone would have easy access to a shelf stable head cheese adjacent product just like they were having at home.
  6. Hormel did invent Spam in Austin, Minnesota.
  7. The thing with tacos up here is that they are primarily a sour cream delivery device. People just struggle to admit that.
  8. Is this the Republican Parties attempt to get Trump to fall out a window by talking to Musk and finally forcing a decisive donor revolt?
  9. Is this the Republican Parties attempt to get Trump to fall out a window by talking to Musk and finally forcing a decisive donor revolt?
  10. As someone who lives in an Airport flight path, I’m fairly convinced that I’ll go out by having a plane fall on me while I’m taking a shit and posting here.
  11. Well the conversation started right after an extended conversation on how Joe Rogan got his start
  12. On your Nebraska white guy update the guys bit hard on the Walz horse semen story to try and counter the couch fucking, and spent a weirdly long time talking about how much money it would take to get them to drink a glass of horse semen. (Spoiler there was definitely a price they’d happily do it for)
  13. Just repeating the current right wing meme attempts constantly, while complaining about welfare recipients and illegal immigrants. (all while ignoring that we work in ag) along wringing their hands about people not respecting white guys and the social hierarchy. One of them is a contrarian Nebraska born dedicated Longhorn fan.
  14. As a white guy from rural Nebraska, who works in an office with white guys from rural Nebraska, the other white guys have had their brains broken that the VP with the same back ground as us, is not like them. They are absolutely fucking unmoored.
  15. Grew up in north central Nebraska which is bad as it gets on the cold/windy to hot/windy spectrum with a few kind of nice but windy days in between
  16. I feel like I should note on an ELCA note too, that we are the ones funding a lot of the refugee resettlement in the Midwest that people get pissy about. As our Pastor told us one Sunday, "If you complain about refugees, I don't know why you're here because that's what we are spending your offering on"
  17. Especially since Walz is ELCA, and the default response to any rant about the differences is going to be a shrug of the shoulders, and to hand you a dessert bar or a scoop of some sort of salad. Also might open the door for a Rick Steves endorsement too.
  18. Bet he left the sex with slaves in though.
  19. A lot of Midwestern Lutherans like Walz and myself come from families that converted and left the old country.
  20. And he could get a Corvette for a buck too through GM’s NIL
  21. I’m on a real streak right now. Since the first of the year, I’ve done dishwasher, dryer, water heater, and next week the HVAC. Washing machine a little over a year ago too. Can’t really complain because besides the washer and dryer were about 25 years old, but them all going at once is something.
  22. Trading Ag commodities all day doesn't really make me want to talk about business more.
  23. Pitch for the Master and Commander sequel there
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