PostGameOrangeSlices

Did you at least make her cum?

Oh I disagree. There is plenty of humor to be found here. Just don't act like you guys are big dicking programs for football coaches. Because you aren't.

Yeah, you guys can hire anyone you want with your money bags. Which is why your last 3 coaches are G5, G5, and Sark. DeBoer is not going to Texas. Deal with it.

It's so fucking weird. Suddenly we are good versus Oregon, and yet we still can't get the ASU devil off our back

I'm not even trolling. I'd love nothing more than to see Texas run a train on the SEC Sark just aint it and it's bizarre your great program took a waiver on his third act

When did you guys stop being ShaggyBevo?

I see you're a little upset. Maybe a walk along the beach for some perspective can help?

I fully except a playoff season to get derailed @ Arizona next year

I'm into it brother

Serious question - when was the last time you guys money whipped someone not from USF or Houston? If there is anyone you should money whip, it should be someone like Jonathan Smith over at Oregon State

You guys are a sensitive bunch and wouldn't last a day at hardcorehusky.com Go ahead and ban me for talking some shit. No one gives a fuck.

Penix and our OC stubbornly were looking for the big play pass all fucking night. The one thing Kwat excels at, is preventing that from happening. So instead we took the checkdowns and converted on damn near every 2nd half 3rd down. Penix played like shit in the first half, settled down, and did what he needed to do against a good defense playing with home field advantage Just saying, not every good coach is chomping at the bit to come to Texas. IMO you guys shouldve kept Herman

Pete K had a pretty good gameplan, but eventually he took the Penix just like every other DC does. Difference between Sark and Pete K is that Kwat actually knows how to coach. You guys would be much better with him at HC and some other OC

"fatwa alert" for your coach that has yet to win double digits games at UW, USC, Texas in 8 tries

Eh not necessarily. Jaydon Mickens and Jermaine Kearse were good Sark WRs that dropped big passes every other game. Still put up big numbers. It wasn't until these players got to the league they consistently caught the ball though.