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NWBuck

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  1. Nah... Just show the daughter how to load the dishwasher and your wife will likely complain about it (and you) and make sure your daughter does it the 'right' way (whatever that means to her)
  2. Seriously. If any moment called for a rocking keytar solo, it was that one.
  3. Especially when age also brings progressive lenses and wondrous adventures in depth perception
  4. I have some ideas of things I'd like to ask her that might frighten her and bruise her... Uh... Ego
  5. And both will get a little loose in the back end
  6. Great Patton Oswalt reference
  7. Not long time... Too beaucoup
  8. Didn't he play wing for the Anaheim Ducks?
  9. Shortage of pipe is an issue right now. Wait... When did you talk to my wife?
  10. I'm really looking forward to learning what Anonymous is quietly up to during all these revelations
  11. If you can, head beyond the Yosemite valley (main area) and out to Hetch Hetchie
  12. QFC and Fred Meyer in the Northwest. Ralph's in California
  13. Same! Yup. Got it cleaned and serviced a few months ago and it still runs great... Keeps better time than a few of my other watches
  14. Bullshit. FedEx: Your package is in the shipment process (someone printed a label) (four days later) Your package is in route! (moves from Atlanta to Los Angeles in two days). (three days later) Your package is out for delivery! (next day) Your package has been delivered... to a regional USPS facility for final delivery. (later that month) "WTF did I order??"
  15. Like his target demographic knows what "proportional" means
  16. You can reciprocate by choosing the tightest fucking spot available in other circumstances. (there are 'suck my gut in' and 'squeeze out' jokes there as well, but I'll let others chime in if they wish)
  17. Me too- I ate like a king at Krusty Burger with all of their scratch and win cards. Mmmm... tasty meat flavored sandwich <drool emoji>
  18. Read this... Thought this... Would have preferred this...
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