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MaybeACoordinator

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  1. Ex swiftly moved on to better schools and is now working at the central admin building. It's funny because she's White but ghetto AF -- she grew up in an English slum with no indoor toilet until she was five years old and when she gets tested -- look the fuck out. That's probably how she has risen through the ranks as fast as she has.
  2. The American Dinosaurs died so that we may dream of F-550s with consoles big enough to hold 256 ox Big Gulps
  3. I wondered whatever happened to Sherry after Sonny got the chair.
  4. They haze new teachers in HISD and my ex's first job was kindergarten at Louisa May Alcott in Sunnyside. She got them to draw pics of their homelife and let's just say about half of them depicted violent felonies. Lots of bloody knives, a parent on the ground bleeding, and tears flying out of kids' faces. Horrifying.
  5. No I remember it well and briefly became obsessed with hockey. Unfortunately I lived in pre-Predators Nashville during the school year and in post-Aeros Houston during summers and holidays. Kicking their asses in sports is awesome.... As to the impending war, I truly don't believe Vlad will squander what political capital he has leveling Kyiv and Lvov. I don't think that would play horribly in Russia as well as the rest of the world....It took four years for our Civil War to get that vicious and that more or less is what that is -- not a war against some easily demoniizable "other." Ukraine and Chechnya are not the same; the Russians have a long, long history of fighting no quarter wars in the Caucasus. Images of Kyiv on fire would conjure unpleasant memories in the minds of very old Russians. Cognitive dissonance galore.
  6. I fear this too. I think there are times when our species just turns on itself....Overpopulation I guess.
  7. I'll shut up about it now....I ventured into the CR thread and it's the usual. I wish there was a way to be analytical about it without it turning into a shitshow but I know that's just not possible.
  8. I think a CR thread is probably due and I certainly don't want this one turning into one of those, but I really do wonder why there is such strong hatred for Russia, and I think the election meddling is a possible contributor. Why do we cackle with glee over the possible incineration/radiation of Russian soldiers -- just kids, most of them? We haven't even been propagandized properly yet -- no tales of them tossing Ukrainian babies from bayonet to bayonet or anything like that. It's just a headscratcher to me.
  9. Sources tell me Ukrainian agents have been preparing to activate the Yellowstone Supervolcano if the Russians invade. While it would wipe out 90 percent of life on the planet and bring about a mega Ice Age, Ukraine would enter into that Dark Age heads unbowed to the Russian Bear.
  10. Man some of y'all are really all het up about the sanctity of Ukrainian independence...Or is it that you feel Putin is making America look weak? Are we still butthurt over the 2016 election and how he (and not Fox News) brainwashed our elders and the dumber of our old friends? Residual Cold War paranoia? What I see is two corrupt and oligarchical nations fighting over protecting their slice of the pie. It's not like they don't share millennia of common history, or that Russia is gonna come in there and pull a Tibet / Xinjiang and attempt to erase the Ukrainians as a people. I just don't get the bloodlust.
  11. The chick on there would be a great dominatrix....It was kind of hot listening to hear call him a sick fuck and piece of filth and I am not normally into that sort of thing. (She is off camera so your imagination can run wild.)
  12. Might be even funnier if he used a rival platform and told the "kid" how Facebook was for dorks.
  13. White face, white arm, sleeved arm, black legs. I get those are supposed to be socks, I guess, but you don't see muscle definition like that through cloth and you also can't see hairs, as you can on the left. It's shitty graphic design.
  14. Ukraine best get to choir practice if they want to top this. (Sergey Bondarchuk' truly epic War & Peace is now on Netflix. The Borodino battle scenes that follow this are incredible. Nothing like them ever filmed -- the Red Army basically but whole divisions at Bondarchuk's disposal.): Speaking of diss tracks in warfare:
  15. Is this a new Woke thing to have dudes be part White and part Black or is it just somebody DNGAF? Or am I a racist for noticing shit like this? Or is he bionic?
  16. Pictured: the boosters behind the failed koo day tah
  17. This will get even more Auburn before it's all over. I don't know how. I don't have any insider knowledge. It's just a feeling you get.
  18. Is there a ruling on a shart that through the Lord's mercy takes place on the toilet? Took a solid shit the other day and kind of lingered, making sure I also cleared my bladder, felt a harmless seeming fart come along, and down came the brown rains.....This would have been a furniture ruiner, but on the other hand maybe I would have been more cautious if I was out in the wild. I'll never know, but I am grateful.
  19. From my understanding after four years of Jesuit instruction, and less formal instruction at home, this is not true. So long as you ask for forgiveness and get last rites from a priest, all that shit is void whether you were a chronic masturbator, Liberace, or Hitler. Or Lee Atwater, who had a deathbed conversion to Catholicism, perhaps based on this fine print material. So just make sure you don't jack off, hook up with a same-sex partner, or slaughter millions of people after you've gotten your Last Rites, and you should breeze right by St. Peter like the Bee Gees strutting past the velvet rope and straight into Studio 54 circa 1978.
  20. I don't think it's necessarily just combat veterans. I think a lot of chairborne warriors off themselves too because looking back on it, they realize they peaked in the military and they want that community, structure, and camaraderie back and can't find it in the outside world. Among that maladjusted subset of veterans, some others do something stupid like join the Oath Keepers so they can pretend America is Helmand Province, only this time, they are front-line soldiers and not the POGs they were back in the day. I got that distinct impression from both listening to them being interviewed and tapes of their "field operations" on Jan. 6. That Bobbitt chick fits this profile to a tee. If she was ever in the shit while in the service, I haven't read about it. She was just the type of person who needed to be in a more orderly environment than just being out there on her own running a terrible swimming pool service.
  21. Dazed and Confused came out while I was living overseas. I've been married twice -- once to a Brit and then to a Texan -- and neither of my wives have ever wanted to watch it....And since then it's become something like a blinking warning light on the dashboard....."Oh it just does that when the humidity's just right"....Something I know I have to do, but it continually gets lost under other shit that seems more important in the moment. Including many bullshit movies my wives preferred. I've been to far West Texas twice but never south of Alpine. I do love it out there. I want to do both Big Bend and Guadalupe Mtn NP some day.
  22. I went circa 1989 and I seem to remember the owner was a Brit who wore 1880s cowboy attire and was paralyzed drunk every night.
  23. Seventh Inning Stretches should be interesting
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