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MaybeACoordinator

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  1. It was funny because D'Onta posted them himself because he was trying to show he was getting back to a better playing weight.
  2. It does, but the mds on here made their own diagnoses.
  3. What a comeback from the AIDS / codeine addiction he had two or three years ago according to some on this board when he looked kinda skinny on Instagram.
  4. But just a few years later we did not invade China despite MacArthur's shenanigans. I guess you could say we wouldn't have been in Korea to begin with, but I don't think race had much to do with that. Had the same conditions existed in Greece or somewhere like that I bet we would have brought in the peacekeepers for another 70-year war if necessary. But then, are Greeks really white people? (kidding)
  5. Well, turns out he's the sole survivor. I would guess he's not clean and sober by the expanse of that gut, but he says he's not been arrested in four years.
  6. Spot on. I wonder what happened to Mike or Mark, the Irish kid / fourth Musketeer of this doomed bunch. The last shot of him was haunting - you could tell something had snapped in him at Rahway.
  7. My grandmother hit 96 and has decided to round up to 100. We all just go along with it, but it's pretty hilarious. She will talk about it at length, about how she never thought she'd make it to 100, how special it makes her feel, and we just smile and nod. She's otherwise pretty lucid.
  8. There would be upsets in a 16 or 8-game playoff. I don't know why y'all think Alabama would be more invincible in a playoff game than in regular season just because it's a playoff game. Yes baseball and basketball are more open to shocking results but it happens in football too. Underdog comes out and smacks favorite in mouth, gets out to two-score lead, favorite starts pressing, a couple of bounces or tipped balls go the right way, and you could have Cincy over Bama. Or you have a Boise come out with a bagful of sick trick plays and take down the dickeater. A QB gets KTFO.....I'd be willing to bet there would be one big upset every season.
  9. We tried invading Russia after World War I with a ridiculously tiny allied army of Brits, White Russians and Czechs and quickly realized the futility of attempting to conquer Russia and pulled out with the quickness. Patton would have met the same fate as Napoleon and Hitler.
  10. I heard on NPR gusts were up to 110 mph. Jesus.
  11. There is no fucking way Ivanka could function if the was boning her dad on the reg. I watched every episode of the first few seasons of Intervention and every trainwreck addict girl had a dad who either molested her, abandoned her, or both. Ivanka would be a strung out whore if she'd been having sex with her dad. She'd be hidden away or dead.
  12. It's not apples to apples by any means but the longer this drags out, the more we start to seem like Q-Nuts, saying any day now there will be a thousand indictments unsealed and mass arrests of the high and mighty. Of course in this case it has to do with those people encouraging sedition on TV, and not sacrificing babies in pizza parlor sex dungeons, but I don't like the feeling of being in this similar state of anticipation for an Uncloudy Day that may very well never come....Meanwhile we grasp at tea leaves (to boldly mix metaphors) to keep our morale up while these seditionists continue to operate openly in DC.
  13. 1. Singer Tom Parker 2. Henry Kissinger 3. Dick Van Dyke 4. Jack Nicholson 5. Johnny Depp 6. Steve Gleason 7. Bob Barker 8. Randy Travis 9. Ron Jeremy 10. William "Refrigerator" Perry
  14. LOL at the idea this site is "heavily moderated." The mods attempt to keep politics to the CR. That is all. If you report posts to them that blatantly violate that rule, they take action of they find merit in your claim. In spite of this, the right-wingers have managed to shade DT into a forum for conservative farts to harrumph over the collapse of western civilization as they see it. They are frustrated that they can't fully express themselves there, where their cronies hang, without getting moved to CR, where they will get called out. Usually this type's next move is to go to the football board and try to brand their enemies as "CR morons" to the football crowd that doesn't go to either CR or DT. There is no reason other than lacking the courage of your convictions that you post-Trump "conservatives" can't all go make a stand at CR. You don't want to because you know deep down your beliefs are bad, and you should feel bad for having them.
  15. Overshown is a tweener like Drew Kelson and it's a shame. Kelson was able to succeed because he was surrounded by NFL talent....And in retrospect it would have been better to leave DO at safety... I don't know what you do with guys with that build and that set of tools to maximize their talents in today's game. Orakpo arrived on the 40 at about that size but I doubt DO would have agreed to put on 60 pounds and become an EDGE but I'd have tried to persuade him.
  16. It could be that expecting one or even two-year turnarounds on an offensive line that has been hemorrhagic explosive dogshit diarrhea since Dubya is the retarded part, not a succession of coaches who came here with varying degrees of success elsewhere. We've been a shambolic succession of teams since 2010. The best programs are just that -- programs. Blue-chips want to join them and are happy to redshirt. Aside from Cosmi, who was the last stud to redshirt on OL? Again, it's the same answer to all such questions about the historic shittiness on our OL: 2003 recruit Tony Hills. It really is going on two decades of futility now. Ever since then the OL has been a nonstop succession of horrible evaluations, a revolving door at OL coach, one new offense after another, a battalion of headcases, and a legion fat and happy underachievers who prioritize film-making or DJ'ing techno nights or whatever. And injuries and medical retirements: I really think that Patrick Hudson kid looked like a stud, and no sooner did he start flexing on the field did his doctor tell him to quit football forever. Sark is finally addressing it the way it has long needed to be addressed: by both weeding out the chaff and succesfully landing a boatload of studs. He is risking his nuts on this, because unless Ewers proves to be the God IT swore Hudson Card was, we won't be much better this year than last, but all that starts to change in 2023, and once you've rid our perennial status as a slapdick team and become a program again, we will be (cue Winwood) back in the high life again. If we have a realistic shot at a portal or grad transfer guy with all-conference ability who wants to play here, by all means, find a way to jump on him. But some of y'all seem to think Sark should just be able to conjure up some stud portal dude with three years eligibility who has a visit list of UT and nowhere else. Just because a good OL goes in the portal does not mean we are entitled to him.
  17. I think it was an episode of Law and Order:CI, but Garlin played a Harvey Weinstein type character. I thought at the time he was pretty good at going outside his zone and playing an asshole. Little did I know he had been practicing all that time. In a recent series of Curb he has all these strangers coming up to him telling him what a pig he is and how they hope he dies. People are asking Larry how he can be willing to be seen in public with such a monster and shit like that....Seems like they could have milked it a lot longer but I guess they just to acknowledge that Garlin looks a little like Weinstein and move on.
  18. I like these kind of party Naw man, that looks like crew down at the factory in Colombia celebrating the end of season. No baby lax in that stuff.
  19. Shooting a smooth .100 from the floor with only an uncontested dunk....At least it was one I enjoyed.
  20. Yeah, meant to add Harbaugh wasn't even around yet...VY was just a tiny bit ahead of the game. Even in college -- he had to force Mack to junk the GDGD offense to save both of their skins. Literally, he had to make a choice between almost certainly getting fired and letting Vince be Vince. Way back in the '80s, the best player I ever played against was a 6'5 Black quarterback for the Waller HS freshmen team. He had the same VY stride when running and a cannon when chunking it, but he was a lefty, and they ran more of a traditional old-school option attack. Zone-read was years away. I was an outside linebacker on D and defending that shit was a nightmare. Some announcer got in trouble a few years ago for saying part of the reason Jackson has such success is that linebackers can't see if he has the ball or not -- he is really good at selling fakes, and, well, the ball is the same color as his hands. Same deal with this Waller QB, and it was made worse by their home jerseys, which were maroon, so the ball didn't get pop against that background. Anyway, this guy could have been '80s VY but Waller is Waller. I was a Strake Jesuit Crusader, and when we rolled into town on the bus, we were met with a burning cross surrounded by Black and White Waller students alike -- because it was kind of our mascot, so /noKLan. But there you had the mentality. Somehow or another this QB -- Darrell Hawkins -- was persuaded to give up football and focus on basketball, and he was really good at that, too -- he eventually became a key component of Nolan Richardson's most ferocious Arkansas teams. But not anything like another VY, which he could have been. Meanwhile, Waller handed over the offense to your average 5'10" White kid and were a perennial .500 team.
  21. John Harbaugh would have been ideal....Pref from his rookie year on. He has set aside his ego to build his offense around Lamar Jackson's talents and it's worked out pretty well for both of them. And I think peak VY with his head on straight would have been better than Lamar. Honestly, I think the elephant in the room with VY is he quickly became a garden variety problem drinker. He put on weight and lost a step and he started having soft tissue injuries -- suggest to me he wasn't keeping his piss level and Herman-approved levels of clarity. There were incidents in clubs, and after he retired, he's had a couple of DWIs. Alcohol has been a major problem for him -- knowing when he started hitting the bottle hard would explain a lot. The days when you could party like Bobby Layne and be a perennial all-pro NFL QB are long over.... And if this is the case, how much of it had to do with him trying to cope with going from Superman to Fisher's scapegoat?
  22. Saw that dude's car up in Colorado about three years ago. It was different colors but it had a pro-Bud Light message. Dude is from Silsbee and this is his thing. My son's mom is English....when little MaC was in about second grade he was assigned to write who his favorite TV character was, and why. "Stewie from Family Guy because he is a baby with a British accent who wants to kill his mom." Ex did not think it was funny at all.
  23. I agree with both of these opinions, but he could have had been Joe McCoachonthefield Lunchpail himself and Fisher still would have squandered about 30 percent of his talent by forcing him into that jalopy of a "Let's win this one 16-13, boys" offense of his.
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