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    Literally no one, outside Texags, thought we'd be like OU this year or middle of the pack. https://www.secsports.com/news/2024/07/2024-sec-football-preseason-media-poll-all-sec-team-announced The Bulldogs received 165 votes to be crowned SEC Champion on December 7 in Atlanta at Mercedes-Benz Stadium, with Texas being picked to be the Bulldogs’ opponent in the Longhorns’ first season in the league. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5698922/2024/08/14/sec-college-football-standings-predictions/ 2024 SEC football predictions: Georgia, Alabama, Texas make it crowded at the top https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10132728-sec-football-preview-and-predictions-for-2024-season Tier 1: Georgia, Texas, Alabama, Ole Miss https://247sports.com/longformarticle/college-football-predictions-every-sec-teams-final-record-in-2024-234876438/#2466993 TEXAS LONGHORNS Projected record: 10-2, 6-2 (tie for 2nd)
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    Yeah, maybe, I guess. I've probably had worse.
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    I made the mistake of going to a Target this afternoon as a favor to the wife. Chaos. And apparently the olds are out for the first time since Covid and/or 1958. They don't know that gift cards are always at the front registers, and so no, ma'am, your husband doesn't have to leave the line to wander off and look for them just as the cashier is ready to ring up the goods. "Jim. Jim! JIM! THEY HAVE SOME UP HERE!" I would've used self-checkout, but that line ended somewhere by the North Pole. Hallelujah, holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?
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    And making epic catches in the end zone against the moron goobers.
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    No wonder my wife is a great driver
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    First you trash A Christmas Story and now Jerry Maguire? Can't wait for your takes on It's A Wonderful Life and Shawshank Redemption, you soulless beast. But yeah I do agree on Jerry Maguire. It was garbage.
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    That was the 100% meat flap candle. Smelled different.
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    Blasphemy. Someone needs some Lifebuoy soap.
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    I don't see "what the fuck was that" girl. Doomed.
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    In a few weeks: "For just $23,975 you can pay Tesla to put a Foundation Series badge on your Cybertruck. 'Free' CyberTent included!" The cybercucks will be lining up.
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    I lived in Jester but honestly don't remember. 151 is a helluva drug. I'm sure they did. I think freshman year I drove the 90 minutes to go home. Probably...had to of... Did I mention drinking is bad, mmmkay?
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    Lance?
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    Texas 69 Clemson 6 Total yards 9
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    What a joke of a hire. Does Belichick even dance?
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    But also a dude killed a whole town because the law just wouldn't let him be. And that man's name was... you guessed it. Frank Sta... no wait... John Rambo.
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    The whole "The world is a sphere" dialogue seemed a bit absurd. But I'm guessing at some point the drugs mentioned earlier that wipe out memories were used on the entire populace so that full generations of knowledge were lost, and then the whole Pact and folklore and mass "re-education" were instituted. Maybe that's all already obvious but I don't always pay close attention to each episode. Regardless, it's still entertaining and I'm enjoying the show.
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    I want one that says "Come and Take It" but with a fleshlight Sorta NSFW. Best I could do on short notice...
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    This game talk and predictions and gnashing and wailing of teeth over special teams, Quinn, Sark... blah, blah, blah What we really need to know is if Ashley Shahah-oh-mama is going to be on screen at halftime...
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    I was dumbfounded -- though shouldn't have been -- when the game started with Golden bringing it out 5 yards deep and doing some lame fake lateral pass that fooled absolutely no one. And of course got tackled at the 10. And I knew our special teams would once again fuck up in this game. Banks' prep, coaching, adjustments -- you name it -- has not been stripper monkey worthy, to say the least.
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    It's @Beau Vine's bit. The aggy didn't write that.
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    Even crazier: This is the furthest west Clemson has played in December, following a conference championship game against SMU, for a chance to get to the CFP quarterfinal... ever.
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    Probably some truth to this. Smart has won it all multiple times and competed for it. Whether it's prep or play calling, he's doing something Sark isn't. And I think Sark is awesome. He just needs to get over that last hump. Hell, then he may win 3 or 4 titles here. It could be a dynasty. Even "luck," like so many bounces going their way, is an attitude of winning, and a refusal to lose.

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