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gofuckyourself

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  1. Semien RISP hit. I'm definitely hallucinating.
  2. Everybody but Heim and Duran with a hit. It's a veritable 'splosion.
  3. Great start. Better be good bullpen today.
  4. Nootbaar is some kind of European candy bar. Rough day? Have a Noötbaar. Sit down Nöôtbaär
  5. And stealing bases. Damn, save some for tomorrow Marcus. Oh that demands revenge. You don't go after my man Sam.
  6. Semien again. I think I'm hallucinating.
  7. Obviously the roof. We exorcised the demons.
  8. There it is. Semien is back. Duran time! You got this Zeke! We believe in you! Didn't work that time.
  9. Semien time! You got this Marcus! We believe in you!
  10. Now all Jack needs to do is complete game shutout. Easy.
  11. Spotted 100 mph perfect, ball Missed 97 make up call. Roof open, evil spirits can escape. Haggerty time!
  12. Roof's open. Paging @AbeFroman PR team says it's just to let out the offensive stink.
  13. Sitting Adolis. But Semien there instead of Smith. Sure. Broadcast showing 2011. Gee, thanks. Imagine having even 25% of that offense. Sigh.
  14. They should try it. Every few games they'd stumble into a pitcher where that fucked with his head and he walked in a run or two before getting pulled. Also when I'm hitting coach: "Ok fellas, gather 'round. I'd like you familiarize yourselves with the Arozarena HBP Method. He's already got 10 this year and led the league with 22 last year. Let's get beaned."
  15. ^ and ended at that on a cross-eyed ump call Also Judge nodding to Wash after multiple IBBs and Wash's reaction is pretty great: judge-wash.mp4
  16. Maybe Rockies affiliate. The Rockies definitely stayed the Rockies.
  17. My tin foil hat theory is something happened at Colorado last year. They got swept and Semien and most of the team basically went to shit after that. Wins, losses, hitting, stats. 2-14 stretch starting with that series. Bats went real shitty. It doesn't look like sweeping them this year reversed the Colorado curse.
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