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  1. But tied with conf. opponents with 4 rushing TDs. That's an exciting plot point for these last two games!
  2. I'd watch a Dr. Spaceman spinoff. Liz, I believe doctor-patient confidentiality is a two-way street. I'm cheating on my wife. Now, Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so... would you like one as well? Guaranteed to end erectile dysfunction, these are the sweet sounds of Dr. Leo Spaceman's "Love Storm," an ultra-strength audio re-boneulator. I should start by saying that I can’t personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving. Tracy, I don't know how to say this ... Dee-Uh-Bay-Tees This is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
  3. Someone go find Bo Davis.
  4. Except that Wisner averaged 6 when Sark quit running, when we were still in the game. He had a four or five yard run to start the 2nd half. The one bad play. And then Sark stopped running it. Sark even said we're running the ball well. Then he quit. But he's an offensive genius and a great playcaller who hasn't forgotten how to call plays. The announcers said so.
  5. I'd say give one to Sark but he's probably already shaving points.
  6. Jesus Manning got demolished there. He's tough as shit. Imagine if a QB and offensive guru could coach him.
  7. Coach K? No. If we had a real head coach and an OC then our defense wouldn't be stressed and eventually broken.
  8. Yep. Feels like Sark peaked here the last two years. He had an all-time dominant defense and couldn't scheme or coach the offense and top players to take advantage. And his shittastic play calling just continues game after game after game.
  9. Or maybe hire an offensive coordinator who runs the ball. Sark calls one run every third series. He bails on the run pretty much every game outside of OU Tre still has a 4.1 rushing average this game. He has 8 carries.
  10. Counterpoint: He could coach our team better.
  11. That's ballgame. Out coached. That includes Kirby's gamesmanship and sly tricks. All shit that Sark can't pull off in his wildest dreams. And yet another disappointment after a fucking bye week.
  12. Sark vs. any head coach that, you know, can actually coach:
  13. It's also just winners vs losers. Smart wins. He does what is needed to win. He goes for the jugular. Sark would never.
  14. Great job monkey stripper fuckhead.
  15. Fuck Georgia Fuck Kirby Smart. Why exactly did Texas join this shithole conference.
  16. It changed with the refs stopping play for an unnecessary review giving Smart and his Off Coord time to find a good 4th down play.
  17. Cool. Now the refs are forcing our guys off the field?
  18. So hang on, why was that reviewed again? Because that gave Kirby time to work out a 4th down play. That's some bullshit because it wasn't close.
  19. Sorry Kirbs you're wrong you visored bitch.
  20. Touchdown Wingo!! Now let's win this fucking game.
  21. A key penalty on Georgia? Kirby is not going to let that stand in the post game presser.
  22. Ok that was a nice ball and Wingo made a damn nice catch.
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