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  1. Especially when attempted by 5'9 185 pound guys who would struggle wrapping up a 15 lb brisket.
  2. Thought I included both...edited
  3. 37-17 Texas Rushing 185
  4. He's still posting on the old site.
  5. To put the aggy stuff to rest, here's why they aren't any version of aggy in the slightest, via Wikipedia Tldr; no stolen valor or fraudulently claimed titles
  6. The aggy shit is stupid. But obviously they will be dubbed No Bite and All Bark Scorpion Aggy
  7. Instagram hoes and onlyfans are recession proof.
  8. You know the old saying: you can't spell schadenfreude without some of the letters in Skattebo So yeah, this should be fun. I'd also like to preemptively try out some in-game nicknames for Cam "no one can stop me except for many of the much worse defenses than Texas that I've faced" Skattebo: Skatteboo-hoo Skattebonehead Skattered-bones Shutupbitch etc.
  9. It makes even less sense given the website still promotes karting driving lessons for 13 and over. I guess when those 13 year olds finish the karting class and want to use the karting track, COTA also says gofuckyourself.
  10. Saw this guy driving around Austin a while back. I laughed.
  11. A lot of anus and gaping talk yet no ASU coed pics. This thread is making me a little nervous. NTTAWWT
  12. That wheelchair ad QB is better than Rush and Dak.
  13. My kids (13 and 15) got into F1 in a big way this past year. Their interest in it has even sparked my interest. As part of that they love COTA go karting and we've gone every month since the summer. But now they're now only allowing 16 and over with a valid driver's license to race the go carts, starting Jan 1st. Just amazingly idiotic on so many levels.
  14. By this point, the Great Wall isn't large enough to hold all of their ignominious "accomplishments."
  15. Well... theysupposedtobesec.gif
  16. It's disingenuous to say it's "just another game" for UT. Given time of year and history, it's more important than say Vanderbilt or, previously, Tech etc. The difference is they live and die by their relationship to us and striving to be who Texas is, whether Texas athletics are winning or losing at the time. We simply laugh and mock their perpetual little brother status, and consistent and spectacular failures at changing their identity.
  17. CDC's first "meeting" with Mack about his role moving forward
  18. He had a great culture and "knew how to win" wink-wink
  19. That's just life imitating art, that's what that is
  20. Elko and his team spotted over the last several games
  21. Um, let's not relive the pick 6, missed opportunities etc etc. This is a thread for holiday joy, sir.
  22. Two chins is the new six pack in College Station. Elko out front should have told you.
  23. Woke up to see the news. It's like Christmas morning all over again. I assume, as is turdition when aggy chokes against a .500 LA school, that at some point they busted out the"pimp cane walk" for maximum humiliation?
  24. First five replies are pretty, pretty, pretty good
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