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gofuckyourself

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  1. Parker roommate mention. Eat a cheez-it.
  2. Fire Muschamp. Dude can't even observe and make us a dominant defense.
  3. So far the kickers are feeling the cheesiest
  4. Another sack and stop. Our defense is doing pretty well considering 83 players are out.
  5. Sorry Michigan we are too familiar with unnecessary trick plays.
  6. Muschamp's mere presence and observing. Give him an extension.
  7. Chill your cheez-its bruh We've got at least three more pages of wailing and gnashing of teeth and talking about dropping a fat Hamilton on Michigan to win, because feelings.
  8. Someone woke up feeling the bitchiest coach! We go 3-0 today vs this corrupt, cheating shitstain of a program. Arch tosses for 300+ and 3 TDs as a prelude to 2026 where we drag our cheezy nuts across CFBs collective face.
  9. Mitch needs a remedial coach's challenge class.
  10. I've watched probably 20 full games this year, but I still can't figure out what's going on with Kornet's hair.
  11. Kawhi just put up a career high. This is from the story. I'll be heading to the eye doctor this afternoon to extract my eyeballs from the roof of my skull.
  12. Mitch putting out the C team lineup early here.
  13. Keldon needs to be in the 3 point contest
  14. I spotted Slow Mo on the Jazz bench. Almost forgot about him.
  15. Well two timeouts after they couldn't get set.
  16. They had three timeouts but for some reason desperately throwing to the end zone each time.
  17. This is actually an understatement. I was actively rooting against the "protagonist" about halfway through. Maybe that was the point, but it was just a terrible movie, poorly told. 130 minutes of shit and then it turns into multiple poorly done movie cliches at the end. Before that the story was all luck and coincidence and absurd plot points. The soundtrack for some reason leaned on 80s pop for a film set in the 50s. Even that was dumb. There wasn't anything interesting about it. Nothing. Except maybe George Gervin's cameo. As a Spurs fan that was legitimately the only redeeming thing about the film. I went in knowing nothing. They could have made it a sports movie, which I thought it may have been, about a table tennis player and it could have been great. The wife wanted to see this one. I now get to choose the next 5 movies minimally, just based on how shitty this choice was.
  18. Spurs month continues. We just watched Marty Supreme (spoiler: it sucks) but the Iceman had a cameo in it. Probably the best thing in the film.
  19. Castle just helped hold SGA to his lowest point total this year.
  20. Hey aggys can fly...because that aggy went flying by on that fox pump fake
  21. Great answer to their little run. Castle is so good defending SGA.
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