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I'd say we have a chance with deGrom on the mound but Kirby just dominates them.

Just DM Elon on Twitter/X -- he'll help ya out.

Tip of the cap on Ali. Brilliant.

The Big Moosie really knows how to run an operation and instill confidence in his guys. Just contrast this with Sark and how unequivocal he has been that Ewers is the guy moving forward, despite the noise and bullshit. I mean wasn't Weigman also a Heisman candidate just a few short weeks ago? Even if Sark was getting with his coaches and thinking "Maybe Arch gives us a better shot in a certain game" there's no way in hell he says that out loud to media. It's so clear the night and day difference between a professional leader and, well, a professional eater.

Getting ready to attend the game (ok, not really getting ready it's still like 33 hours away) with my kiddo and looking forward to coming back here and bitching about the damn smoke and game day experience ... TEXAS!

Is beserk better or worse than berserk?

Not a Dodgers fan, but it's awesome that Ohtani will finally be in the postseason. Fucking Angels nearly fucked up 2 amazing careers.

But seriously, that's a fucking crazy line. If the dodgers keep going he's two away from the single game RBI record

I know I wouldn't bet against him. It'd be a gamble, maybe, but he's so money.

From your keyboard to little Josh's ears. Though gets thrown out at 2nd. Derp.

Tough call. Funny, certainly. But they're never good. I'd have to say lame joke thread. Or we need a cringe joke thread.

Lame jokes? Lets get the good jokes remembered and out there. Or start a new argument about what's a good joke anyway. I heard a variation of this by the late great Bob Einstein on Comedians in Cars and loved it. I'm half Polish (works for all "dumb" targets). An Irishman, a German and a Polack are each being executed on the same day. The warden first brings the Irishman to the electric chair. "Okay Murphy, you get one last statement then we throw the switch. But if nothing happens, you're free to go." "Tuh hell with ya and I regret nuttin'!" He's strapped in and the warden throws the switch. Nothing happens. The warden says, "That's a billion to one chance! You indeed have the luck of the Irish today. You're free to go." He brings the German over. "Ok Schulz, you get one last statement." "To hell vit you oont I regret nuttink!" He sits him down and throws the switch. Nothing. The warden says, "Unbelievable! Billion to one. But, you're free to go." The warden starts to bring the Polack over. "Ok Kowalski you get ..." "Yeah I know, but before that I need to tell you that your chair is unplugged."

So is the fire out? Or do I need to check the Whataburger app?

It was helping pull a cybertruck out.

Sounds just like something Bill would have said, sniff

Don't wordle much anymore but I did a drive by here and then had to investigate the surliness. Wordle 1,186 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Denying it's word-osity? The earliest use is from the 1860s. So am I surprised? Frankly, if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised.

Are you Joseph Stang? Of Stang's semi intelligent discussion of the theory of everything? You have to tell us if we ask.

They assault the English language as well.

The sun rises. The sun sets.

No wai, media creating controversy to get clicks, eyeballs and earballs. It's the larger audience equivalent of the aggy choad ranking Texas behind A&M. No one in their right mind swaps out a starter playing as well as Ewers has been with Arch. One week earlier the same "experts" were declaring Ewers the Heisman favorite and top QB draft. Even during the game itself, DERPY announcer #1 pondered "Derp, has a Heisman candidate ever been replaced by a backup?" and DERPY #2 said "Herr durr for sure, it happened to Spencer Rattler" Um, except Rattler wasn't playing well before Texas, and then really sucked against us so he probably already had a short lease coming in to that game. If Ewers comes back and struggles against Miss State, then MAYBE Sark considers it. Until then it's masturbatory speculation and auto-fellatio performed by syphilitic donkey brained dipshits, aka sports talk show hosts.

LOL

Well it's not like NFL defenses go total prevent and give up huge chunks of yards... That never happens.

Ya like that?! - Michael Scott, Kirk Cousins