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gofuckyourself

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Everything posted by gofuckyourself

  1. That's still a blowjob. This is Lorena Bobbitt cutting off our dicks and throwing them into the ditch.
  2. Why are we still calling Arch run plays?
  3. Just a well-coached, disciplined team.
  4. Thank God our goal line defense is still legit.
  5. Is there punting in overtime? How do we get a Niblett return?
  6. Or we don't need to be calling a pass play on 2nd and 10 when we were already in FG range.
  7. Just a well coached, disciplined team.
  8. This is going to overtime at best
  9. Sark is a stubborn idiot.
  10. "Just an outstanding career here at Texas, the senior kicker." Someone did their homework.
  11. Another Sark genius playcall
  12. Such a well-coached, disciplined team.
  13. Sark needs to Venmo Niblett a few hundred grand if they pull this one out.
  14. MVP Niblett and it isn't close.
  15. With a little help from some of the best defense UT has ever fielded.
  16. Talk about what reporter's look like when they take a dump.
  17. Can't wait to see 5 star Dia Bell look like shit under Sark, if he's still here. Or if Bell doesn't decommit watching this garbage.
  18. We look like the worst team in the SEC
  19. We're just opposed to doing positive things with a football.
  20. Wasn't there a fire Sark thread? Gonna need that one found pretty soon.
  21. We have a touchdown lead, barely, thanks to a punt return to the 5 yard line.
  22. Well we already knew ou sucks but holy shit they really, really, really suck.
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