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  1. Lol at UMass steamrolling down the field on UGA. 8 rushes 70 yards. Edit. 9 rushes 71 yards and a touchdown.
  2. Bingo. Just the same two or three levels over and over but I thought it was the most incredible thing ever to "fly" an xwing. Winn's was my weekly sugar dealer. Also bought my first BB gun there.
  3. Would agree with several of these. But I'm surprised how few times Edge of Tomorrow was listed for 2014. Interstellar was great, but for pure entertainment, comedy, thrills etc. it's Edge of Tomorrow for me hands down. I can re-watch it about every 4 months and each time I'm enthralled with the story, acting, editing, pace and overall work.
  4. Funny you used that GIF. It was a Star Wars video game that took every quarter of my allowance each week at ol' Handy Andy. I did save a few to spend on candy from the Winn's around the corner.
  5. You sonovabitch, I was looking for all that for weeks. To the topic, I would tell my mom I was going "out" and then ride my bike all over to do some dumb shit. Plus, video games weren't on every screen yet, but the Handy Andy had one right near the entrance.
  6. Circa 1987, a middle-school friend invited me to a cousin's house around the holidays. That cousin lived about 200 miles away. The cab was full, so we were put in the back of the pickup, in December. Three hours of shivering under a moth-eaten blanket later, we arrived safe and sound. Good times.
  7. Well, I thought it was a given aggy is a vastly overrated homefield advantage, but If it's rationality one is seeking ... Here are actual results, from about 2003 or so, if the source is accurate (https://betiq.teamrankings.com/college-football/betting-trends/win-loss-records-at-home/?season=all) Spoiler: You'll have to scroll a while. I stopped as soon as I could to make the point. Also note that Auburn is juuuust ahead of aggy. So the stakes for this weekend's game just got much higher. Whoop. Team Win-Loss Record Win % MOV ATS +/- Ohio St 183-20-0 90.2% 23.5 +1.9 James Mad 15-2-3 88.2% 20.0 +4.9 Oregon 161-30-0 84.3% 17.7 +1.3 Boise St 154-29-7 84.2% 19.3 +3.2 Liberty 36-7-1 83.7% 13.1 -0.6 App State 56-11-1 83.6% 17.4 -1.0 Oklahoma 156-31-1 83.4% 20.4 +1.5 Georgia 153-31-0 83.2% 18.2 +0.1 Alabama 171-38-0 81.8% 19.9 -0.3 Jksnville St 9-2-2 81.8% 13.0 +7.8 LSU 164-37-1 81.6% 17.3 +1.2 Michigan 165-38-0 81.3% 15.7 +0.7 Florida 160-37-0 81.2% 19.8 +1.1 Clemson 159-38-0 80.7% 17.1 +1.7 Toledo 137-39-0 77.8% 12.6 +1.6 Wisconsin 152-44-1 77.6% 15.5 +1.5 Florida St 151-44-0 77.4% 18.1 -0.7 Marshall 132-39-17 77.2% 11.6 +2.1 Penn St 158-47-0 77.1% 16.0 +1.8 USC 141-44-0 76.2% 13.8 +0.3 Texas 140-44-0 76.1% 17.3 +1.3 BYU 133-44-0 75.1% 12.7 +1.1 Kansas St 153-51-0 75.0% 17.0 +5.5 VA Tech 142-48-0 74.7% 15.7 +2.4 Miami 144-49-0 74.6% 15.2 0.0 TX Christian 132-46-0 74.2% 15.5 +1.7 Notre Dame 140-49-0 74.1% 11.7 +0.1 Tennessee 153-55-0 73.6% 13.0 -0.2 Utah 130-47-0 73.5% 12.6 +1.9 Nebraska 151-55-0 73.3% 15.0 -1.0 Troy 94-36-0 72.3% 10.0 +0.7 Auburn 155-61-0 71.8% 13.2 +0.2 Texas A&M 142-56-0 71.7% 14.6 +1.1
  8. I thought "of course he will" but realized I misread it as "hits on every single Cowboys and AT&T stadium female employee..."
  9. Follow up question in order to determine this: a) Did the decedent love tamales? If so, you were simply paying respects the way he/she would have appreciated. b) If they did not, did you at least bring some tamales back to give out to the bereaved family? "I'm so sorry for your loss. Would you like bean and cheese, chicken or pork?"
  10. Where Shipley caught a pass from McCoy as he went by in a 1949 Ford Custom Convertible. The connection was born.
  11. Everyone (see: aggy) knows Austin, is now — more than ever — a libruhl, ultra-gay homeless mega-LGTBQ drug-crazed hippie smorgasbord of heathen depravity. Thus, and I believe various recently commissioned topographical and geographic studies — namely "Fitlump's Austin GISc and Emergency Management Study of 2023" — conclusively proved that Austin is, quote, "Furkin' Way Further Left" than ever before. Ergo, it is further "west". Therefore, Kentucky has indeed never been this far west EVAHR!
  12. It's not too late for them to hire a new ad agency
  13. This one may work by, hopefully, halftime. No CR
  14. Edited now to be "Everyone be like"
  15. Yep. No CR, just funny ... shit:
  16. First of all, "single-handedly"? I assume he meant single-mindedly, but who the hell knows. Secondly, I'm impressed he said either upcoming opponent first. I would have expected "Our focus is single-handedly on the Golden Corral buffet...I mean Texas...I mean Auburn!"
  17. I would call the hole it left behind a Glory, Glory, Hallelujah Hole
  18. If the signing bonus was $40 million, you'd see some all-out effort when the chips are down and the team needs him to come through. But c'mon, the poor guy can't be expected to lead by example with a $38 million bonus.
  19. You're pretty bad if Mixon is clowning you. Tom Laundry is rolling in his grave.
  20. Yep. That made the choice pretty easy. I think we got lucky. There's just so few viable multi-generational options already built in this area, or at least available this time of year and in this market. Hope y'all's build wraps up relatively quickly and smoothly.
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