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    The only takeaway from this thread is I'd pay top dollar for Thujone art shoes. Also Thujone car wraps, Christmas tree ornaments and vaginal moisturizer products, among some other ideas I have. THUJONE, baby, call me. Let's make some money.
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    Prescient featured player. - Youngest AL player to ever hit a walk-off grand slam - 24th rookie ever since 1944 to do it - Most Ranger walk off hits in a season since Josh in 2011
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    Since Sherrone Moore still isn't under contract, they didn't want to overcommit on their graphic designer budget. Or they just couldn't remember who the coach is.
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    It's a real head scratcher. Let's check in one some other SEC Power Ranking pundits: ESPN Power Index Texas #3 Aggy #10 247Sports Texas #2 Aggy #11 HoustonChronicle Texas #2 Aggy #10 AL.com Texas #2 Aggy #10 Clearly these idiots need to consult with aggy on how to evaluate on-field results and the dominance shown in keeping a ToP 10!@! opponent very, very, very nearly in check for most of the game except for just a few plays here or there, while nearly eclipsing 13 points against what may be the best defense in the history of college football.
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    Tell me you're not married without telling me you're not married.
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    Short videos that autoplay on apps, such as the MLB app, but when clicked to view larger they insert an ad in front of it before resuming playing. Also, 20 second ads on clips that are 15 seconds long. Also, any advertisement in general.
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    This deserves wider mockery: Aggy's SEC power rankings after Week 1: 15 South Carolina Gamecocks 14 Mississippi State Bulldogs 13 Arkansas Razorbacks 12 Kentucky Wildcats 11 Vanderbilt Commodores 10 Auburn Tigers 9 Oklahoma Sooners 8 LSU Tigers 7 Missouri Tigers 6 Texas Longhorns 5 Texas A&M Aggies 4 Ole Miss Rebels 3 Tennessee Volunteers 2 Alabama Crimson Tide 1 Georgia Bulldogs
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    What a pathetic rationalization of failure. "Sir, the ship has hit an iceberg and we're sinking rapidly. We'll soon all be dead." "Yes, but we floated okay there for a while. And look at that damage we inflicted to that big block of ice. Ha-ha!"
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    BC @ FSU

    gofuckyourself replied to JFKFC's topic in Football

    Florida Panthers
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    BC @ FSU

    gofuckyourself replied to JFKFC's topic in Football

    Poor Native Americans. First rampant disease, destruction and pollution. Now this inhumanity.
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    BC @ FSU

    gofuckyourself replied to JFKFC's topic in Football

    But have they tried 13 on the field? Maybe Florida St can stop Boston College then?
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    Leiter pitched better than the box score, that's encouraging.
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    Won't back down from anything... Except maybe this guy
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    I'm calling him "The Big Moosie." Probably not the first (definitely not the last). Someone could even photoshop Liucci being consoled and held close to the Big Moosie's tits.
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    200+ and 250+ yards receiving? For Michigan? Battered Longhorn Syndrome is real. Texas 33 Michigan 16 139 yards.
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    They actually make shirts that say they don't lie, cheat or steal?
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    Lincoln's head just happened to be in the way of Booth's bullet.
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    Was 100% helmet to helmet target.
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    That's like 6 ridiculous catches total tonight by both teams.
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    Obligatory lots 'o' time left
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    LSU and Nussmeier are going to rip aggy a new one.
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    Lol, whoopsie
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    Abilene Christian looked better than aggy and ND.

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