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  1. AHAHAHAHHHAH!!! I LOVE THIS REF CREW!
  2. Oh FUCK off with that penalty flag. That was weak as fuck.
  3. Nah, we just brought our own speakers. Only a couple dudes there.
  4. First Manning gives me a massive erection. Now I've got Blue balls.
  5. BOOOOOOOOOOOM! TD!
  6. That's a fucking touchdown all fucking day. That shot is right along the damn line. What a fucking catch.
  7. TOUCHDOWN BITCHES! BLUUUEEEE!
  8. Doesn't a punch to the head merit an ejection? Piece of shit aggys. Shocking.
  9. Hey Zuhn. You got fucking schooled Lol.
  10. I won't be able to keep up here. That, and I want to fully enjoy the evisceration of aggy. Yet again. Enjoy. Fuck aggy
  11. "It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys." Hope all y'all Surly turkeys enjoy your Thanksgiving, and get plenty of tryptophan-fueled rest for the giant online bitchfest on Saturday. Even as we're beating down aggy by 21+
  12. Speaking of blind, a long ESPN article today about how the sun fucks up the passing game. Interesting tidbits include how Dallas coaches don't seem to make kickoff and coin toss decisions incorporating the sun's brightest and most disruptive position. And pretty much zero mention of what a fucking moron Jerry Jones is. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/42589341/dallas-cowboys-sun-sunlight-issues-jerry-jones-stadium-jerryworld-windows Idiot owner/GM Idiot coaches Idiot QB and players. Idiot fans who will pay hundreds and thousands of dollars to Jerruh today.
  13. I got the scoop. Quinn underwent a procedure. He's bionic now.
  14. They should. Mark is a damn good analyst.
  15. No kidding. Came to post that as well. Plus this tidbit: Barnes, now in his 13th season as a pro, has set an NBA record for the latest into a career a player has won a Player of the Week award for the first time and is the first Spur to get that award since DeMar DeRozan in 2020, per the team’s press release.
  16. Horns 31 Ags 13 Passing 285
  17. There's so much embarrassing output from College Station to remember this week. This one has to be in the top 10. This is apparently not on Youtube anymore. Aggy must have had them all removed so that they could get the updated version out this week, where they say "Hook 'Em Horns" and "Boomer Sooner" https://streamable.com/zdou1v
  18. Narrator: They've never seen him before. And they won't handle him.
  19. True Romance. Hadn't seen it in 20+ years. So good. Incredible performances. The Walken/Hopper scene. Holy shit that's so good. And of course Gary Oldman ... "Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple a titties."
  20. Gentleman, and ladies, we are not just lining up this week against sheep-fucking, jizz jarring, weirdo male cheerleadering insufferable wackos. And we are not just representing our fine institution of higher learning and superiority amongst both academic, athletic and social activities. We are, in fact, representing our entire state, its proud citizens and those well beyond our borders. Much, much further. We are fighting for those harmed by aggy oppression in homes — and kitchens — around the world. I am here to say fuck aggy now and forever. To remind us all of their recent crimes against humanity. And crimes against culinary science. This is our moment. Our moment of vengeance. It is our moment to say "enough is enough!" and to honor the memory of our beloved friend who met its demise far too soon due to the arrogance, callousness and incompetence of aggys. I'm talking, of course, about the jalapeño pepper. Vengeance is ours. Remember the jalapeño. https://www.dmagazine.com/food-drink/2023/05/why-jalapeno-peppers-less-spicy-blame-aggies/ This aggression will not stand, man.
  21. Holy hell they're getting boat raced.
  22. Any sideline shots of Big Moosie yelling "run the fucking ball" yet?
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