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  1. Nah. But ... just in case I'll stock up on spinach and study Popeye's moves vs the Octopus. Mostly jabs and then one super fast, spinny wind up uppercut should save me.
  2. Tyson bites Paul's nose off and is disqualified. Paul makes the mistake of bringing the gift pigeon he planned to give to Tyson in case he won, to show it off. The pigeon escapes in the chaos. We watch in shock as we see that Tyson also brought his pet falcon, which eats the pigeon. And the rematch is set for October 2025 on Halloween. Paul wins in a KO round 2. A year or so after that, Tyson and Paul become business partners on a line of avian related sports drinks called "Pigeon Punch!" Rob McElhenney sues them.
  3. If she wasn't on the phone and was in fact "paying attention" to the road, the outcome likely wouldn't have changed. Particularly if the Jaguar was say, I don't know ... the side and/or middle support beam of our two door garage. In which case it would have happened on three separate occasions. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
  4. Always enjoy these but one suggestion: Texas should always be top billing.
  5. From Austin. Fuck Arky. TEXAS!
  6. Yep. This game sucks. And not just because it's the Eagles and Washington.
  7. And contract negotiations, free agent signings, stadium and window placement, window coverings interior design suggestions, etc.
  8. Yes. There was a point where people who closely followed the team, and longtime fans, recognized and discussed the idiocy and now the idiocy has become so glaringly obvious that no one, anywhere, can ignore it. In other words, the amplifier of glaring idiocy has gone well past 11 and shows no sign of stopping there.
  9. Wrong thread spambot. We're searching for someone to explain how anyone can willingly watch the Cowboys who isn't in fact attempting to euthanize themselves. In the meantime, see my username.
  10. If this was in the 70s/80s like my childhood, the parents gave zero shits. We had satellite TV in 1985, one of those giant 12 foot dishes, and my dad never changed the default code number that blocked the porn channels. So to answer the OPs question: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:1980s_pornographic_films
  11. Damn. I was just thinking earlier today before the news came out that he probably had a stroke. Thankfully it was mild. But yeah, coaching at 75+ is something. If it is truly "mild" even that can vary widely by person though. But hopefully he can actually finish the season and maybe just take games off or something while turning things over to Mitch. Seems like he'd be great as the heir to it. Young, connects well with Wemby by all accounts, and able to continue the Spurs culture for a long time.
  12. And not to look ahead but speaking of Frost Bank Center, "The NBA Cup In-Season Tournament Now Sponsored by Emirates®" begins here Friday at home against the "Unsponsored NBA Cup" defending champ Lakers. Sadly, Bronny probably won't be there. So check those secondary markets because there will be a flood of tickets from disappointed fans who were hoping to catch him in action. What won't be disappointing is Wemby. He's heating up. On to the most important part. Here's the Spurs court this year: Then it's to Dallas, who put the St. Louis Arch on their floor in a nice tribute to the old St. Louis Hawks (I know. It's their spirograph bridge. Whatever.) Perfect. First NBA cup game. Sorry for no Bronny.
  13. Bring a sleeping bag and find yourself a nice cozy spot in Frost Bank Center. We'll see how that goes, but you may need to go on a couple road trips. Tell the wife/GF/whomever that you are on a mission from God. 2025 NBA champs. We appreciate it.
  14. I don't know what in the match.com is going on here, but I just spent a couple minutes looking for a pic of these fine titties and found nothing, so someone is about to get negged.
  15. I miss Tom Laundry. Text Schramm too.
  16. And Jerry when he was, what? Just 70 years old or so and still and young and humble and willing to defer to people who knew football, instead of the arrogant 104 year old astronomer he's become, debating the movement of stars and planets to justify the failings of his rotten macaroni brain.
  17. Missed TD and should have been interception and then jack shit scramble. We really maximized that bye week.
  18. [Groucho] I'd rather work on the juggs with my hands machine [Marx] 🥸
  19. Even crazier is he claims to have seen the whole thing
  20. Hmm...I feel like there's a thread or two or twelve around here that debates this.
  21. Thanks all. We actually exited the purchase because inspection revealed dozens of costly issues. Ironically, the seller was a construction contractor who owned his own company. Doesn't bode well for his clients. Anyway, still hunting. I know Austin's Easton Park has them (out of our search area) but homebuilders would do great building more multi-generational plans. Between people living longer, housing costs and kids coming back home, I'm guessing those would sell very well.
  22. Back to Back. A new aggy turdition. They're definitely making these two into a shirt or a cup or putting highlights of the stormings into their school's promotional commercials...
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