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  1. V for Vendetta When V battles Creedy, they wave some sort of detector over his chest, presumably a metal detector? But he keeps the metal armor and his knives. So...?
  2. Mahomes just fucked up a knee. Maybe not that bad. Wasn't limping as much near the sideline.
  3. Gotcha. The crew I know is just here in Austin.
  4. And Lendale knows all about being one play away.
  5. Meh. Micah is a stat-padding no show come playoff time or against a team with a pulse. He's Dak-esque. Plus he went to Pedo State. Fuck that. My thoughts and prayers are for Overshown. He has like three years left. He's having a pretty good season and deserves a better team.
  6. Damn good tackling. Just all phases are firing. Backfiring, but still, that's firing.
  7. LOL 12 men in the huddle. How aggy. In multiple meanings.
  8. I'm watching to see Bijan break 150.
  9. Lol, I could have completed that TD pass. How does a dude in the EZ get that wide open? I know. The answer is Cowboys.
  10. Longhorn on Longhorn violence with Overshown tackling Bijan.
  11. Absolutely. With punter who's thrown an NFL pass twice. What could go wrong?
  12. And start the 2nd half like shit more. Including a terrible fake punt! How 'bout these morons?!
  13. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/42154288/sources-players-want-traded-commanders-deadline But don't worry, Jerruh has it under control
  14. Go home ESPN, you're drunk, high and on bath salts. "Elite" LO fucking L.
  15. They were looking ahead to New Mexico State. Real Aggies coming to town.
  16. After we kick their ass (and they probably lose to Auburn) Get to the Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl and we still exceed expectations. It was always about the Gasparilla bowl this year.
  17. So this is as good a place as any: Halloween in the neighborhood last night was a damn good time. A couple of the neighbors were out in their driveways with a table set up, dispensing candy and playing Halloween tunes. We had our own with lights and cool melting skull candles. I did my Dad Jokes Duty and told the kids who were brave enough to wander over that if they could guess the Halloween Dad joke punchline, they'd get extra candy. None did (but they got extra candy for putting up with me). Just some good, neighborly shit. The world ain't too bad if you take some time now and then to get to know it (and ignore the asshole fuckers who refuse to do that).
  18. If Dak got to the Super Bowl, that would be something.
  19. Maybe we can put all the AI nerds and Crypto losers into one big moon colony and have them beam their shit back to Earth using Elmo's satellites. Or ship back the 1s and 0s using that Roadster floating around up there. Plus, it's a lot cooler up there. We need solutions. I think this could work.
  20. Probably had some help from the dark arts.
  21. Or an 8 track of Night Ranger "Sister Christian"? If you throw in some firecrackers in there too, and we may be on to something.
  22. I blame the movie Iron Giant "Superman..." Dammit. Sniff...
  23. Chase Daniel? obi-wan-long-time.gif Now I'm pissed about the 2008 season all over again.
  24. No, but in my experience most "rat guys" look eerily similar.
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