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  1. Rocker has some nasty pitches when he's on
  2. Well if we didn't have a top 3 pitching staff we do now. CY's face if the offense doesn't keep it going...
  3. Can he hit? And by that I mean can he hit Joc upside the head so he's on the IL again?
  4. Yep. 2.11 ERA since the start of the 2023 season. Lowest among all qualified relief pitchers in baseball. With Maddux Magic, it'll go down. Season ERA to about 0.13. Book it.
  5. Danny Coulombe from the Minnesota Twins
  6. (Trash) Can you believe that?
  7. Orioles Ryan O'Hearn chatter. Grant says besides the real reason (salary) is "Texas doesn't need another lefty hitter." Um, yeah, I'm just going to have to disagree with you on that. Do it. Give them Joc, Rowdy, the leftovers from Outback Steakhouse, some Six Flags coupons, a replica World Series ring (it's a memento for their 2023 too) and Bochy's metamucil.
  8. And brings in a few bucks. Team dinner at Outback Steakhouse! (One appetizer only, please)
  9. Really they're fine. We've got Zeke for late innings as we average 15-20 runs the rest of the way.
  10. Maybe Maton, just so he doesn't get traded to a competitor and hit our guys.
  11. Live blog https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/rangers/2025/07/31/texas-rangers-mlb-trade-deadline-updates-news/ Also gut feeling is we don't. Sborz coming back. See how Curvelo does. But maybe. The real addition would be submarining another team by saddling Joc there, were it possible. Mariners? Red Sox? We'll through in some cool neon accessories for free!
  12. At any point in this series have we scored and held them the following half inning?
  13. Joc and Tellez got stuck in the La Brea Tar Pits. Rangers right the ship tonight. Nasty Nate will be locked in.
  14. Dick move. But also ... just trying to get some balls closer to the basket?
  15. Maybe Joc can ask Luka for training tips
  16. Road Rangers 2025. If it can be fucked up, they'll do it. This whole series is cursed.
  17. And why didn't he get pulled sooner. Missing everything except their bats.
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