Everything posted by gofuckyourself
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Adolis with the great grab. Let's answer.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Fucking midget. God-damned deGrom has served up a few.
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Best Sad Song (fuck I love a sad song)
It took me years, to get those souvenirs, and I don't know how they slipped away from me ... (song starts around 1:25. But it's nice hearing him tell his story)
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Osuna over trying to get Helman in there, because "right/lefty" matchup. Here's Osuna vs Righties .212 / .326 / .257 / .583 And Helman vs Righties .387 / .457 / .710 / 1.167 Sure, fewer at bats, but anyone with two working eyeballs and no early onset dementia can see Helman is a better player at the plate. And the field for fuck's sake. Bochy. Thanks for your contribution to the title. But I look forward to having a manager who doesn't ignore the fucking obvious.
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RIP Robert Redford
Damn. Butch and Sundance is in my top 5 all time favorite movies. His support of independent film and art made a profound impact on so many young artists and helped launch innumerable careers. A huge loss, but an even larger enduring impact.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
I know "why" Garcia is back in the lineup but I hate that the scrappy, productive vibes and players that made this run happen seem squashed these last two games. Tomorrow's another day. Fairly urgent to win the next two now.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Helman should starts
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Fucking dumb all over
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
If they somehow win this it will set an MLB record for most fuckups overcome in a victory.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Jesus Heim. But more dumbass for sending him.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Not a shutdown inning
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Just keep dealing Jack. Need a shutdown.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Also why are the Astros wearing Diamondbacks hats?
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
What a great SB
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
All the Joshs!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Big Josh! Let's go!
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Osuna up in an important spot Could've fucking predicted that shitty result. Put Helman in.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Ok. Pitching is going better. Wake up bats.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Did the plane have mechanical problems? They look asleep on both sides of the ball.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Ugly but felt like it could have been even worse.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Fucking shit Jack get a grip
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Not the start we want here. Holy fuck
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Helman should be in for Osuna. I know he'll probably get in the game, but I don't like it.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Being a Spurs fan (fuck Kawhi) I was set to make an "Uncle David" joke... I know he's not but can we have a "Fire Uncle David. Hire Uncle Peyton." banner at the ready for the next game?
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
If we lose the postseason because we FAFO'ed and took out Helman to put Garcia back in...well, I won't be pleased. If Garcia is in this series, he better channel 2023 and hang dong all over Houston's bitchass face.