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  1. Good start. Keep the hits going. Seager is overdue to smash one.
  2. Nice 123. Let's make this guy feel like he's back at Round Rock.
  3. I thought of Tex Cobb's intro from Raising Arizona first But really it's this:
  4. The Tetas and Ashos design team is ramping things up.
  5. Damn. I missed both offense explosions this week. I should probably stay away. But I want to experience it when Evan wins the Triple Crown.
  6. Maybe the babysitter had to leave to get her lucky hat.
  7. https://deadline.com/2025/06/spaceballs-2-casts-rick-moranis-bill-pullman-keke-palmer-1236431204/ I really thought it made more than $40. But that also explains why it took so long to greenlight a sequel.
  8. Robotaxis are already a thing of the past Rattaxis are the future.
  9. Spoiler Alert: Unless there is a once-in-a-century type of global pandemic, things do not "fall the right way" for them.
  10. And back when I was a surly(er) teen and 20-something, Ministry was the go-to bring it Top of that list:
  11. This is a smooth take on the "Try to stop me and I'll still make it" theme. "I don't worry about people in my face, I hit 'em with the style and grace and watch their ankles break" And a throwback to "old" Austin (for me). RIP Jonny Walker.
  12. Nice! We get a pretty good player AND $10 off the next kicker.
  13. Most lumber you can get. Pretty epic.
  14. Minor CSB: I was taking summer class at UT when the instructor said a local production was looking for extras. The movie was going to be done by "the Beavis and Butthead creator." So I (aka my car at that time) was immortalized in the opening sequence of Office Space as Ron Livingston loses his shit seeing all of us extras drive by him. Pretty cool way to make a few hundred bucks. I also volunteered to be an extra as he drives into his home at the "Morningwood Apartments" Sadly, I got cut from that scene.
  15. Appropriate stock forecast since when it rains I believe the Cybertruck transmission locks up in neutral
  16. Texas A&Mammalians Nurturable
  17. More than 3 runs and Martin pitching? The steroids and horse tranquilizers are working.
  18. Lineups are just randomly flipping switches hoping one of them turns on the lights. Problem is the main circuit is off.
  19. Per Grant. I didn't even think it was this bad. Seems impossible in fact.
  20. A complete game from Patrick Corbin of all pitchers. And lose 2-0. Please have Mike Maddux coach the offense too.
  21. I thought the game started at 6:30. I see we're down already and being no hit with 5 Ks by a guy with a 5.5 ERA.
  22. Correction. An emo, titty milk drinking hermit. Just what everyone was clamoring to see.
  23. I don't know much about trades and NBA salary economics, but with the Spurs as the new destination franchise, I see it playing out like this: Just before the draft, Flagg refuses to play in Dallas. A three way trade sends Lively and AD to Phoenix. We give Phoenix our #14. Spurs get Durant. Dallas gets Suns 2045 2nd rounder, Vassell, and a subscription to the Churro of the Month club for the #1 pick to SA. Nico reminds irate fans that "it's the gift that keeps on giving."
  24. Easy answer is hitting if they want to compete this year. But it feels like the bats are the bats at this point. If they do hit, it's 5 hits, 3 solo homers and we lose 4-3 because no one outside of Smith maybe is a "get on base" type of player. They'll have a breakout game once every three weeks, then nothing. Corey getting a hit again would be nice. If he gets going along with Semien and Burger maybe that gets everyone believing. But now Wyatt is off and Jung isn't great and Smith is struggling some, etc. All year they've been bad with RISP. Arms are getting stretched further and further. Martin is out, probably for good this time (again). Garcia has showed more cracks in the armor lately. The bats have to wake up by eating Wheaties, gettin' 'roids or voodoo or whatever. It's not putting together strings of hits, or sometimes even 1 or 2 hits total, being anti-clutch, etc. They're not "out" of it but they feel out of it, like last year. I think they should sell, and should have last year also. Either way, thank Bochy for squeaking in in 2023, doing incredible bullpen management and getting that flag. Re-boot for 2026.
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