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  1. I wouldn't say hand surgery is bullshit. Seems a little tricky to fake that. But I'm sure the severity of the affliction exists on a spectrum. Much like the ou fanbase. Either way, Simmons et al. need to Bomar whoever is back there. Often.
  2. Pierzynsky was a please-shoot-me broken record, but Amin was trying to out-Gus-Johnson Gus Johnson, and succeeded. Mainly because it's fucking baseball, AND YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL LIKE A HYSTERICAL TAYLOR SWIFT FAN AFTER EVERY EXTRAS INNING ENDING OUT!1!1
  3. 10 hours later and AJ is still "sorry but you can't let Naylor beat you" ... "sorry but" ... "sorry but" ...
  4. What a damn duel that was.
  5. Game. Mariners.
  6. Don't fucking walk it in. It wouldn't be right.
  7. I think this is it. Mariners walk it here.
  8. BRB I need to make breakfast.
  9. Eyes heavy. Palms sweaty. Mom's spaghetti. Somebody just score at this point.
  10. Toronto may win Game 1 by 30 runs. Winning team here will have to start a position player pitching.
  11. That was a nasty comeback
  12. Dirk Dingler double
  13. Goddamn this fucking Adam Amin or whatever his name is. Stahp.
  14. Flaherty causing cardiac arrests all over Michigan. Holy fucking shit another DP
  15. Dude someone talk to this guy. Where's the mound meeting?
  16. Flaherty talking to himself should say "throw strikes."
  17. Bazardo painting multiple corners
  18. Holy shit this game may go 20.
  19. Montero is gonna lose this
  20. Yeah. Hit the bat first.
  21. Chaos is breaking loose
  22. Good thing Seattle is known for coffee.
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