Josef Pwag

Okie State was pretty agreesive (in Big 12 terms) when it came to paying players. Now that everyone can pay players, the few elite ones that would even consider living in that state won't consider Okie Lite.

Ahhhhh...memories. We have 4th and 5. They have a gnome on a stick.

If Quinn's ankle is fine and he can play like he did yesterday before his injury, we can win out with this defense.

Our schedule is a joke. Who knew Michigan, OU and UF would all be a mess in the same season.

Droves of hot girls from up & down the East Coast go to FAU to live in Boca and to be just minutes from the beach. Did Tom focus on this female talent? No. He can't let go of the past. This past Sunday, he texted me this: "You break up with me, and then I hear you are taking a closeted youth minister to see The Chainsmokers in Vegas?!? Don't ever call me again, and you are blocked on Plenty of Fish."

Maybe all of the people on this board with kids who attend Arkansas (and who try to convince us that it is the new Princeton) can send their little retards for a tryout.

I can tell I have trauma because of the events of the last dozen years, because I have an (irrational?) fear of the Arkie QB really hurting us with his legs. If this game doesn't go as planned, could one of you guys making the trip please get me an oversized bag of meth so I can cope with life next week? Thanks in advance. I'll be hanging around the Crown & Anchor Sunday, so you can drop it off to me there if you don't mind. I really appreciate this. Even if we do win, bring the meth. Tie? Meth.

Have the deportations started?

If he can play like that the rest of the year, we'll be fine.

Napier could save his job with a win in Austin.

I didn't smoke weed with a couple of UT football players in a hotel room filled with prostitues in the late 80s so that a generation later people could praise our short passing game against Vanderbilt.

Based on the average depth of his pass attempts, you need to ask yourself, was that standard operating procedure for Quinn, or was that an anomaly?