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Josef Pwag

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  1. I saw this Altimore video on Reddit. If you need a good laugh on a Friday:
  2. I don't think this will be the last time we hear of Vince being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
  3. That TJ Altimore guy was arguably the most vocal presence on Twitter that was insisting that the Pac was fine and would still come through with a homerun of a TV deal. The data in this chart could be 100% accurate, I don't know, but the guy is recklessly dishonest.
  4. I just want one side (whether it is the ACC or the unsatisfied institutions) to have a lopsided, humiliating loss. Either GORs are eviscerated or FSU & Clemson get tagged with a huge exit fee. I also want Stanford to have to be in a conference with Texas Tech. While I have your attention, I'd like to date an Asian college girl from California and some inside info on the next big crypto investment. I'm not asking for the world here. It just boils down to who among (or whom amongst) you will step up and deliver on all of this. I'm not getting any younger, so someone needs to get motivated and get to work. I'm counting on you.
  5. ...and I'm here. My buddy Jeff lived on (I think) the 3rd floor of Jester West. Instead of having a wild west freak-show of a community bathroom, like those of us poor souls on the 8th floor, Jeff's bedroom had a bathroom attached to it. It wasn't just for his room. On the other side of the bathroom was another door that led to another 2-person room. So, 2 rooms shared a bathroom. Still, better than sharing it with an entire floor of drunken animals, many of whom failed out of school, but I digress. One of the guys from the other room (that shared the bathroom with Jeff) was a dude who cut the hair of pretty much every black guy on the football team. He would cut their hair in the bathroom and he was so busy that, quit often, Jeff couldn't use the bathroom attached to his own room. Still it was cool to hang out there. I drank and smoked with a lot of guys on the team. If Eric Metcalf was killing people at Austin convenience stores in the 80s, I would have heard about it. I did hear about a lot of abortions and a couple of stolen cars, but fahk, this was the 80s.
  6. This is a long and winding road I don't think you want to walk down.
  7. You don't know fuck about shit. https://today.tamu.edu/2022/11/18/texas-am-meat-judging-team-wins-national-title/
  8. If you went on a board like this 10 years ago and said the Pac would dissolve, Oregon would be in the B1G, Texas would be in the SEC and players would have unlimited NIL $, you would have been laughed off the internet. No one is safe.
  9. slorch sighting last night: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C35cK2AOCd8/
  10. Do I have to ask my parents before I post on this board?
  11. I bet Tennessee loses to either arkie or miss st.
  12. Looks like Partridge, who I wanted Texas to hire, is off to the NFL:
  13. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/7b454a07-84bb-4627-afe7-e1e9fc6c4052
  14. I saw Sublime with Rome this summer. I was drunk on a blanket at an outdoor venue. Rome Ramirez made some comment about the people in their 40s & 50s in the crowd. The early 20s kid setting right next to me booed. I looked at him and said, "These songs came out before you were born. Why are you here? Is there any artist from your lifetime that doesn't suck?" He had a sense of humor about things, which is good, because he could have knocked my old ass out if things got nasty. The moral of the story is this, I'll never get over the Oilers playoff collapse in Buffalo in 1993. All of the overpriced drinks at retro concerts in the world won't fix things. So, I'm alone. Always will be. I work a bit. I eat a lot of Chinese food. I listen to some podcasts. I'm just biding my time, occasionally shaving my back, waiting for the heart attack that puts me out of my misery.
  15. How much time does it take to beat a coach-less Maryland team? Answer: It is impossible.
  16. That is how it has been. Do you really think this diverse group of football players, from metropolitan areas across this country, all had the same dream of attending a piss-poor academic institution in middle-of-nowhere Alabama?
  17. Thanks for the (vacated) natty and rebuild (after the draconian sanctions).
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