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Josef Pwag

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  1. This is the whole deal. We are going to stack the box and blanket Loveland with LBs & Safeties. We are going to force Michigan's disgrace of a QB room to beat us. Every talking head gets nervous about the 7 1/2 point spread (which isn't moving) when making their prediction. Everyone thinks Michigan can score with Texas to keep this close, but no one can articulate why they think this. Unless QE gets the yips and is firing INTs all over the place, do people really think the Michigan D can account for 2 TDs? Michigan has to get to 24 points or more to feel good about things and I don't think their one-dimensional offense can do it (since we know what is coming).
  2. I have a sneaking suspicion this trash will be the 4th wife of the Louisiana shoe-painter who was trolling these forums for business.
  3. Also, lost in all of this talk of comparing this Michigan D to Bama's D is that Bama had a highly functioning offense to support its defense, while Michigan's QB situation is comical.
  4. I have listened to more talking heads than I care to admit on YouTube this week. One was 2 gambling guys discussing this very thing. They theorized that it was the general public being too enamored with week 1 that jacked the line up to 6.5 (which is where it was when the video was made). They said they expected that, if the line got to 7 or 7.5, the sharps would pounce on that value, and the line would go back down to 6 or so. While it still could happen, it hasn't happened yet. Maybe the overreacting general public and the sharps agree.
  5. Exactly. It was a 6 point game until about 6 minutes left in the 4th qtr. If you are the defending national champ at home, and halfway through the 4th you are only up by 6, you aren't holding anything back.
  6. ...and pretty much the first thing they say is, "Based on what we saw last week, can this Michigan offense improve enough over the next 5 days to give them a chance to win this game?" These guys really feel their defense, anchored by their 2 stud DTs and their elite CB, will keep them in this no matter what.
  7. Did Hinton play? Was he hurt? Maybe I am mistaken, but I thought the annoucner said they were having to play a freshman at LT. I could be wrong. I was drinking.
  8. Why? I am not saying it 100% won't happen, but there are some very good reasons to think it is unlikely. This isn't Michigan from the past 3 years. This is a brand new o-line with (I am pretty sure) 2 true freshman Tackles. I am sure these guys were all quality recruits, but if they can manhandle Texas in their 2nd start, that would be an absolute shock. Especially since we are going to stack the box against the run. Why? To force them to pass. They are starting a walk-on QB who (because of his own health reasons & covid) really hasn't played much football. Their other option at QB throws like a drunk DJ U. Their 'stud' running back (who was on the cover of CFB 25) just ran for 27 yards on 11 carries against Fresno State. If it happens, this will be one of the most surprising Texas losses of our collective lifetimes.
  9. If Texas only scores twice, you can bang my wife. She is the sturdiest woman in Palacios, TX. Enjoy.
  10. Texas 45 Michigan 17 MIch WRs 241 yards (Michigan gets garbage time production in the 4th qtr).
  11. It is tempting at 6 1/2.
  12. Furk. I will be getting my foot pumice treatment at 11:30. Someone needs to text me whatever Sark says that I might find to be interesting. And everything else too.
  13. Michigan had 25 yards rushing at the half. At Home. Against Fresno State. The Michigan o-line looked not good to me. Having to unexpectedly start this other QB must mean that Orji really is retarded. Nothing bodes well for Michigan. Nothing. I don't often bet but it is taking every ounce of self-control I have not to bet huge on the Horns.
  14. The UM Duluth campus has the thickest of coeds.
  15. https://www.canesinsight.com/threads/jaime-ffrench-wr-mandarin.179311/page-39
  16. So does DJ Uiagalelei.
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