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Josef Pwag

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  1. I think we have enough film out there to keep defensive players honest without running these low % plays, especially in a big game like this Saturday.
  2. Our offense would be so much more productive if we took every 'behind the line of scrimmage' pass out of our playbook.
  3. I am involved with hiring from time to time. Every OU grad I've ever met was fucking stupid. I would be embarrassed to have that degree.
  4. Normally, when someone is supremely confident about something, they don't call it a fantasy.
  5. O/U is 12 1/2 I'll take the under.
  6. They will all suck.
  7. It's funny that you posted this picture because, during today's press conference, Sark told this story from the memoir of Rick James: While staying at Stephen Stills’ place circa 1966, James woke up to find a young guy sitting cross-legged on the floor, “stoned as a motherfucker,” watching blood drip from his wrist, “saying things like ‘Isn’t the blood beautiful? Isn’t that the deepest red you’ve ever seen?'” Alarmed, James woke up Stills, who said, “Oh, fuck, he’s doing it again,” and bandaged the young man up. Which is how Rick James met Jim Morrison.
  8. I don't know what any of this means.
  9. I lost my college virginity in a study lounge on the 8th floor of Jester West many years ago. We figured out how to lock the study lounge doors from the inside so we could have privacy if our roommates were home. I've written a lot of poetry about that night. A lot. I'm not sure if you can handle it. I'm posting all of it in this thread if Texas loses to Baylor. Govern yourself accordingly.
  10. Feels like Canadian football except, in this case, something actually happened.
  11. Texas 51 Rape 13
  12. It's time for the weekly Instagram check of our opponents:
  13. You should be drinking like a champion while on the 5am flight.
  14. Get ready to make a map of Hawaii on your computer screen:
  15. It's time for the weekly Instagram fan check of our opponents:
  16. .....especially with 1 safety out and the other playing hurt. If we score 2+ TDs on deep throws I will expose my D right there in the sportsbook.
  17. I'm all in on my marriage. Sure, my wife cheats on me like crazy - she's banged everyone where she works.
  18. We ran for 79 yards last year at home against Alabama. I'm curious, does anyone think we run for more yards this Saturday?
  19. This isn't MLB. We don't play 162 games. Every game matters, especially the week before going to Alabama. It would have been nice for our offense to get more reps on plays that our QB can actually execute.
  20. "Every 25+ air yard attempt from Quinn Ewers" What a fucking mess. Jesus.
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