Fuck me. I go to movies during the day so I don't have to sit next to anyone. I also go to reserved seating theaters because USUALLY people understand the unwritten rule: in a mostly empty theater, you do not select seats next to anyone else. You get your own arm rest and you don't have to hear them chewing popcorn and drinking soda or smell their gas.
Situation: I went to see overlord for the first show of the day. Theater has 8 rows and 14 seats in each row. I bought my ticket 10 minutes before the show started so most of the people going are already there or have already purchased tickets. I chose the 4th row with two seats between me and the only other people on my row. 5 seats to my right are empty. The row behind me only has 1 person on it.
As the credits are about half way done, two people walk in and where do they sit: BETWEEN ME AND THE PEOPLE TO MY LEFT. Not only are they now invading my arm rest, they are invading the guy who like me assumed he would have his own arm rest.
The theater is 75% empty or more and this cock knocker gets a choice at the box office of where to sit, sees two spaces and thinks, "yeah, that is where I have to be".
I have never been so upset I couldn't muster up a fart.