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Braff Zacklin

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    Congrats, Commodes.
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    That timeout is exhibit 47,340 why Kirk Ferentz is perfect for Iowa.
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    Third place is ... "You're fired!"
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    Ah, yes. Back before Kumail Nanjiani got all 'roided up and was actually funny.
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    Are you implying you don't like cheesecake? Cuz if so ...
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    Are you new here or something? Any guy here writes that another dude looks "stunning" and you're going to get poked for it. It's not malicious; it's just Surly.
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    7'9"? Christ, even Robert Wadlow thinks Olivier is tall. (Wadlow was actually 8'11", poor guy.)
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    Hearts before gizzards?
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    The jar was merely there to throw you off. It was actually raw chicken liver.
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    Justified or not, that is absolutely awful to watch. Jesus, that is some imagery that is not going to sit well while trying to fall asleep.
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    Agreed. If you're going to put something with that texture on my burger, it better be perfectly ripe crushed avocado.
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    This comment is intended to inspire rather than condescend: gravy is super fucking simple, man. Toast the flour in a bit of grease and then slowly add your liquids. If you use medium or low heat and bring it to a boil gradually, the final product will be better and so will the leftovers, should you have any. But it is in no way difficult. Our deer/dove lease growing up was by Brady. Just outside Melvin. Synergizes well with this thread cuz we cooked up a lot of chicken-fried backstrap from the fat does or spikes we'd bag at camp.
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    This is terrifically sad. Did not know he was ill, but apparently it was first reported nearly two years ago. Dude was known for being huge and finger wagging, but he had a great smile and big heart. Couple of other talk-show moments. Seemed like he made the rounds on Letterman and Conan almost as often as he did on the NBA on NBC. Sucks, man. Fuck cancer.
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    Oh, man, this is fucking rotten! All-time great defender, and very funny and intelligent guy if you ever caught his talk show appearances. You were way too young, Mountain. Fuck cancer!
  16. Braff Zacklin
    "Privilege" is one of the most overused and misapplied words in today's lexicon, imo.
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    He's just asking questions.
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    Great example of why our southern border is this great nation's most pressing matter of security. "What's the harm?" you ask. You simple fool. Seven hundred forty-eight pounds of Mexican bologna constitutes a weapon of (m)ass destruction. A single ounce is enough to destabilize most any American gastrointestinal system. You wanna talk about bombs? That lady was trying to smuggle the equivalent of some 12,000 gut bombs into our country. Hopefully, she has been executed and her 2023 Yukon is now the property of the US gubmint.
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    A mouthpiece for the invaders/occupiers criticizing other countries for their lack of neutrality is rich. Every nation knows what Russia is doing is wrong. Some don't care and a few are playing along for profit, but they all know it was unprovoked and unjustified.
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    Braff Zacklin replied to Gil Bang's topic in Music

    This is the sort of quality content for which we've come to fully appreciate Gil. Sure, his OP might have been a bit bland, but that follow-up post was gold!
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    @InkaUtexas
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    Spurs have had all the draft luck they need forever.
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    There's an obvious assumption of risk for anyone bold/foolish enough to eat liverwurst.
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    At least there's booze in the blender ...
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    Don't consider yourself special. Pretty sure everyone here used to jack themselves.

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