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Braff Zacklin

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    Sark doing his best to make Fat Mike look like a genius.
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    Oh, Dear God, Quinn.
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    Actually, I think he's mostly on butter and lard. Probably a fair amount of carbs, too.
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    I say, "Hey, man, nice kick. Heyyyyyyyyyyyy, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice kiick!"
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    Oooh, saved by ref. (Yes, rusher was tackled but you don't expect them to actually call that.) Secondary needs to fix the derp.
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    Her name is Tits McWesson.
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    Pretty dominant first half. One ref-assisted scoring drive for UK and a couple of hiccups on offense but other than that, damned strong first 30 for our 'Horns.
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    This defense fucks.
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    Excellent strike from Quinn. Moar, plz.
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    You rang?
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    How is it that goiters are heritable? Cuz I'll be damned if Bob don't have one, too. Also, is Bob under 5'6" like Mark apparently is? Had no idea the Stoopses were that vertically challenged. Err, I mean, height impaired.
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    Stahp. If you're going to be an idiot, please do it somewhere else.
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    LoL what was the movement? Refs just calling/not calling whatever they want right now.
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    Not a great throw but that's as obvious an instance of defensive PI as you're going to see. Texas got flagged on that drive twice but still would've kept the ball had refs objectively done their jobs.
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    Good decision and hustle from Quinn on that third down.
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    Excellent opening drive.
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    At least it was until he got to the clear chowder.
  23. Braff Zacklin
    What's truly bizarre is his name is an anagram that fully encapsulates the phrase Land Rover with a few leftover characters. Rawdon Glover For the "W? Go Land Rover!"
  24. Braff Zacklin
    I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
  25. Braff Zacklin
    If you had a dog that dumb, you'd shoot it. Just sayin'.

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