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Braff Zacklin

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  1. Braff Zacklin
    And in the same vein, I wish Jerruh and the rest of the Jones clan extremely long and active lives.
  2. Braff Zacklin
    Oh, unlike my attempt, that's actually very clever! Me likey. Well done, sir!
  3. Braff Zacklin
    Dallas special teams showing some moral Turpinatude.
  4. Braff Zacklin
    D-Law!
  5. Braff Zacklin
    Probably just better coached.
  6. Braff Zacklin
    The player equivalent of what Fat Mike just did (or didn't do) would be a receiver laying out for a first-down catch and then spiking the ball as if the play were dead even though nobody touched him. Just epic levels of ignorance. If a player were guilty of the above, SportsCenter would never let him live it down, a la Leon Lett's goal-line Super Bowl fumble. Hope the media replays this over and over cuz Fat Mike needs to be exposed. How does a head coach allow that to happen? Figured you for more of a Lancet man, if I'm honest.
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    He's apparently the offensive playcaller and, to be fair, he's called a good game. I've been impressed with the Dallas O ... but then we get that sequence of events to end the half. Aubrey should demand to be paid as if he made that 66-yarder. Jesus, his own coach just no-lube fucked him in the ass.
  8. Braff Zacklin
    Like, that's not even a judgment call to second guess. It was obvious Dallas wasn't going to snap the kick on time, so CALL THE TIMEOUT. But I guess jogging over to the ref was too much work for Fat Mike.
  9. Braff Zacklin
    Seriously, that stupid fat fuck just cost us 3 points because he's too fucking stupid, distracted and/or lazy to call a timeout. Instead, delay of game. Just epic levels of negligence and stupidity from that turd.
  10. Braff Zacklin
    Fuck you, Fat Mike. YOU FUCKING IDIOT! Fucking worthless fat fuck. You had ONE JOB, you mouthbreathing, Walmart-shopping, pig-fucking, aggy-worshipping, inbred moron.
  11. Braff Zacklin
    And CJ Stroud looks to be the real deal.
  12. Braff Zacklin
    Judges, would you accept "Conan on drums?"
  13. Braff Zacklin
    Ah, yes. The famous "Fat Mike Gambit."
  14. Braff Zacklin
    Fuckin' Micah, man.
  15. Braff Zacklin
    Circling back to the CeeDee and Dak contracts, here's this excerpt from Bad Santa. Imagine Bernie Mac is any Cowboys star athlete, and the other two are the Joneses.
  16. Braff Zacklin
    Micah has Watson seeing ghosts.
  17. Braff Zacklin
    30 minutes ago, gents.
  18. Braff Zacklin
    Impressed with both sides of the ball so far today for Dallas. Special teams ... not so much.
  19. Braff Zacklin
    Who's calling the plays for Dallas this season? I been outta da loop.
  20. Braff Zacklin
    DPI, imo. Hooked the hips and raked CeeDee's arms before the ball got there. At least Tom pointed it out. Points for you, sir.
  21. Braff Zacklin
    Lulz @ Emmitt and Rice doin' The Griddy.
  22. Braff Zacklin
    Too bad he falls off a cliff as the season goes on like clockwork Haha I'm not disagreeing with y'all, but we Cowboys fans are one jaded bunch, aren't we?
  23. Braff Zacklin
    Micah wasn't gonna miss twice.
  24. Braff Zacklin
    That play was frustrating af from a defensive perspective. Should've been a sack ... then should've been an interception ... end result, nothing. Second down.
  25. Braff Zacklin
    You just know Deshaun Watson wants this game over and done with so he can hit the massage table.

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