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Braff Zacklin

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  1. Credit where it's due--at least the ladies actually threw hands and went after it, unlike all the BS posturing we see in the men's game.
  2. Sadly, I don't interpret those notes as the handwriting of a woman under duress, but of a dude who is barely literate. To me, the mixed case (I WeNt BAcK tO speND ONe LASt Night With her.) suggests someone who doesn't have a lot of experience in handwriting ... a la a third-grader.
  3. Yikes. Reminiscent of the Brian Laundrie situation.
  4. Humpty Dumpty sat on a bench. Humpty Dumpty met with the Grinch. All Ukraine's missiles and all Ukraine's drones Made Humpty wish he'd never put Vlad on his phones.
  5. Throw out the black-eyed peas and eat the okra!
  6. Guerrero is decent if you don't live near an HEB or some place where fresh-cooked tortillas are available (because anything is better than Mission!), but you might consider looking into uncooked. The two brands I have the most experience with are La Flor and "Tortillaland" and both are significantly better than any store-bought pre-cooked tortilla.
  7. I don't wanna seem dramatic or hyperbolic or anything of that sort, but I occasionally feel people who act that way should be extruded through a sausage grinder.
  8. Nobody's getting in front of a shot like that. And as hard as Xhaka hit it, I wouldn't want to.
  9. Because the punishment is for show, not for purpose.
  10. You're a grown man, Al. You should know which positions you like best at this point.
  11. Forget it, dude. It's Elvis. He's already faded to Bolivia.
  12. The feels, my friends, will be bittersweet.
  13. I'd rather be an ex-parrot than on any cruise ship. Have you considered a trip to the ISS as an alternative?
  14. I'm pretty sure Duke can beat ME, but only because I'm not very good at basketball.
  15. I didn't wanna be left out, so here's my submission from a small-town Montana diner. Few places in Idaho carry CFS on the menu, yet every diner in this town (Glendive) had chicken-fried steak. It was aight.
  16. If they think they regret it now, wait until they turn 40. Looks almost like whatever is attached to the line created a sea anchor and pulled the stern low enough for the boat to start taking on water. Escalation ensued.
  17. Given the name, figured you'd prefer to spear lionfish.
  18. I shit myself. Sorry to hear that. Anyway, what was your reaction to that video?
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