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Braff Zacklin

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  1. You defied imma's advice and went anyway? Consider yourself lucky to be alive, sir.
  2. Good luck and all, but I doubt he's into that sort of work.
  3. Found leftover barbecued pork spare ribs and hamburger buns in the fridge. The solution was obvious--make a real McRib. Merged the above with fresh sliced onion, cheddar cheese and some pickled japs. No sauce necessary.
  4. At this point, Dog, it's obviously intentional. You left evidence of premeditation in the Steel Shank thread:
  5. Believe it or not, there's a growing Nepalese community in this little corner of Idaho in which I live. Former co-worker is from Kathmandu. It took him nearly a decade and more than $10,000 to become a US citizen. He now has an engineering degree and earns a six-figure salary working for Micron. My post wasn't a critique on Himalayan cuisine or Nepalese culture. Just an attempt at dark humor based on a very sad reality.
  6. How bad is the economic situation in Nepal when your only options for gainful employment seem to be 1) pack mule for wealthy idiots wanting selfies at 29,000 feet; 2) meat shield for an invading army some 3,000 miles from home; or 3) move halfway across the globe to open yet another curry restaurant in Denver, Colo.?
  7. Despite his terrible opener, still think Dalton Knecht was a steal at the 17th pick and will be an impactful player. Dude's a worker.
  8. It's easy to believe somebody's been lying to me, but when the wrong word goes in the right ear, I know why you've been lying to me. It's getting rough, off the cuff, I've got to say enough's enough.
  9. what about Borger area Ain't no body in Borger good enough with knife for sir jury. Best go to Fritch or Stinnett. Plus, you can wash your knife's clean in Meredith.
  10. Olympics almost came early for England.
  11. You are still dangerous, Masshole, but you can be my wingman anytime.
  12. Crocker taking down his LinkedIn makes me nervous. I could see the USSF sticking with Gergg, shutting themselves off from the public, and bunkering down until the inevitable storm subsides.
  13. Gergg endorses their strategies.
  14. Donovan's color commentary will continue until morale improves.
  15. That was quite the equalizer. Things are heating up.
  16. Esta canción no es Buena pero todavía es buena.
  17. Three incredible kicks in this shootout. Plus one Joao Felix special. Straight into my veins ...
  18. Holy shit, those last two kicks... picture perfect PKs. Follow by Joao's.
  19. So if keepers must stick to their line, kick takers shouldn't be allowed stutter steps. It's getting out of hand, imo. Also, Bernardo's PK was brilliant. Top shelf.
  20. He is the most aggrieved player in history.
  21. I absolutely despise the way the Portuguese play. As it is, too bad both of these sides can't be sent packing with Spain and Germany advancing instead.
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