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BurntOrangeCrush

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  1. Mack will be there? Is this round table located at the Golden Corral?
  2. Got it. I just realized that I am the only one that can see it. Thanks
  3. There is a difference between obsession and being entertained. LonghornFrenzy provides a lot of us a quick look about how delusional the aggy fan base without actually having to go to your d-bag websites. Somehow, despite the fact that the last time aggy (allegedly) won a championship they were wearing leather helmets, you people think that you are a superior program. Your delusional rants are entertaining. Aggy is the upset little brother that that is still mad because mommy and daddy doesn't love you like they do your older successful sibling. Jimbo hasn't been then same since Candi mysteriously bought the high end Bruline. Yet, they give him a natty ring before he coached a game. That's entertaining!
  4. My best friend of the last 30 years has a daughter that is like my own. She lost her 2 month old daughter last year at this time to SIDS. I held this child about a month after she was born. The funeral was the toughest thing I ever witnessed. Fast forward to last week, I go visit my buddy and his wife at their house (they live a few hours away) and I saw a picture in the bedroom I was staying in of this beautiful child with a caption "Always in our Heart". I lost it.
  5. Damn. Personal for Brewster? I had confidence in UT ultimately landing him, but If he meets Leal equipped with his snap-cap and Ecko streetwear, DeMarvin is going to be impressed with the Brewz. The Station will be lit and Tim's twitter fingers are out of the holster. Doomed.
  6. Kentucky Fried Movie. Haven't seen it in 20 years. Still funny as hell
  7. I haven't watched aggy play this year, but I feel good about our chances if those are their players. I assume their tendency is to play small ball
  8. A few of my senior executives will send me an email telling me they will need my answer COB (close of business) or EOD (end of day). Then they use lowercase initials of their first and last name to sign off. Because, you know, they are way to busy to type their full name.
  9. Forgot about Porky's. Good call
  10. Why don't women drink beer on the nude beach? They don't like to get sand in their schlitz
  11. A giraffe walks into a bar a yells "hey everyone, highballs on me"
  12. There was some minor nudity in the scene where Mahoney is peeping into the women's shower. The blow job (implied) when the hooker is hiding in the podium. I think it only had a few f bombs.
  13. Die Hard Full Metal Jacket First Blood Terminator Above the Law Rocky III Platoon Revenge of the Nerds 48 Hours Airplane Naked Gun History of the World Planes Trains and Automobiles Stripes Caddyshack The Sure Thing Night Shift
  14. I assume many of them have already established long term relationships over the years during holiday gatherings and family reunions.
  15. Well said. I agree with all of this.
  16. Agreed. I had never even heard of it until a colleague sent me a link to see it on YouTube for free about a month ago. It was awesome. And it had one of the most gruesome scenes ever
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