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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Horn of Gabriel replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
They are dragging this too much. We get it, humanity is cooked, Carol is lonely AF to go along with being miserable (a character trait), and Manu from south america is a hardcore MF. We also know what's going to happen in S1: Manu will go thru trials and tribulations and eventually link up with Carol (OMG a human connection with someone who has the same core belief like I do that this is all wrong!) They'll set off on their cure journey S1 will end here somewhere, S2... Multiple advances and setbacks on the cure journey Eventually they figure out how to turn a single person back, probably an actual scientist The hive shows signs of getting more adversarial S2 ends around here, S3... The hive converts Manu, who we now love, Carol has to do a thing to bring him back Reveal of the ticking time bomb for the series end in S4: e.g. the mothership is coming, or the food sitatution is so critical 99% of humans will die in 6 months, it doesnt' matter what it is they will just need something Hive and Carol's team realize they have area of cooperation and reluctantly work together on a thing while simultaneously and secretly working thier own plans Ominous closing shot of the whatever the ticking clock is counting ever downward S3 ends around here, S4... Final sprint to the mass cure Surprise: Hive finally figures out how to easily convert Carol! They give her a choice and it's F-no They decide that their imperative overrides that choice and give her one more week to enjoy autonomy before conversion Carol and her ragtag team finally crack the code on a COVID-like airspread virus to reverse the hive and set it to go off... ...but Carol's time runs out and she gets converted! Too bad the clock is already ticking on her team's cure virus release Cure virus hits, people start to get converted back, chaos ensues (OMG humanity is so bad and life was so better before!), The Others have their "I told you so moment," more people die but the cure is spreading The script flips and now it's the Hive that's going into hiding to prevent their conversion back Series ends with the final pocket of the Hive sealed up in a bio-research facility where they can filter the air. Carol talks to her homegirl across the glass and the Hive pleads for mercy/we were just trying to do the right thing/let us make our own choice, whatever. Series ends on Carol's hand hovering over the button to push the cure virus into lab with the final group of Hive ...does she push it and eradicate their species? Or not? Oh, so mysterious! Fans of the show in outrage over inconclusive ending and demand S5. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Horn of Gabriel replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
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That place is going to be nicknamed The Fuck House. It's going to be Olympic village level fucking. We're playing the long game, getting the next generation of UT athletes going early. What fucks here changes the world!
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Only on Surly, could we have a multi-page thread celebrating the achievements of a poster named "Cum Stained Jorts." Well and maybe reddit. Seriously congratulations. You've always been part of the club, only now you have the paperwork. Well done, be proud and hold 'em high 🤘
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Flood isn't going anywhere, he and Sark are too tight. RB coach as sacrificial lamb. Maybe we get Akina too.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
Horn of Gabriel replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
With the holes in our RB room, shouldn't our first call be Baugh and see what it would take? -
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
Horn of Gabriel replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Bookmarking this post for the summertime when hopium is at its peak. Also you forgot "I'm hearing the team really has a chip on their shoulder from being left out of the CFP last year," and "The S&C program this year has been tougher than ever, with reports of players puking in the locker room," and "Wow, Arch is really showing his leadership by arranging 7x7 sessions without the coaches even involved!" Any other troupes we missed? -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Horn of Gabriel replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
This is loser thinking. Notre Dame is rightly being completely clowned right now, as would we. Aside from another month of valuable practice reps and install, you get evaluation of younger players, engagement with portal players (who can attend practices), and you can start the 2026 campaign on the right foot. Agree or not, CFB is a perception game. Influencing the committee, media, everyone for next year starts now. Big difference of "Texas finishes strong blasting Michigan to setup Arch for 2026 Heisman and CFP run" vs. "Texas decides to be a big baby and pout by not participating because their feels got hurt for not squeaking into the playoff" -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Horn of Gabriel replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
All this thread is missing now is the poster who comes in 15 minutes before the rankings are released to inform us that "Texas odds just spiked big time on Kalshi!" ...only to see us come back ranked #13 again and out. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Horn of Gabriel replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Nice try, I ain't buying into SHIT for Texas until we beat Georgia. So I guess if we make the SEC CG next year. Until then, week-to-week enjoyment only, no peeking at the future* * Just made my reservations for Vegas on 1/27/2027 -
Yeah I'd like a Georgia breakdown and why they have our number so much
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Who TF programs the computers? Who creates the rules the magical "non-biased" algorithm follows? Spoiler: Humans. All you're doing is putting a computer facade on human judgement. We still get regular postings of at least six different BCS-era computer models who all produce different outputs based on what the humans who built them told them to weigh. And to make it even worse, most of those models are "secret" with regard to their rules and weightings, so they are even less transparent than the committee. At least the committee sends out their talking head to spew some b.s. on TV, the computer model doesn't even have to do that, it's just "welp, that's what the model produced!" Put this in place now and you can immediately CTRL+F "committee is biased" with "computer model is biased" and all you've done is change the words, not the outcome one iota.
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