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Horn of Gabriel

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  1. So hilarious that Mack is 0-11 lifetime vs. FSU. Got damn I'm glad he's gone.
  2. Stop with the "fix" talk already. That's gaping pussy shit. The refs are incompetent, we all already knew that. They missed a ton of calls, as they do every game. If we had somehow beat OU, their fans would be posting screenshots of shit the refs missed on us too. There isn't a grand conspiracy, there's no one pulling strings behind the scenes. Especially Bowlsby, lol. Lemme get this straight, the guy who got totally punked in realignment is somehow organizing a conspiracy against ONE of the two teams that screwed him. He's simultaneously incompetent enough to get screwed in realignment and competent enough to orchestrate a conspiracy involving MULTIPLE people in the Big12 HQ and the refs, knowing that if any word of it leaked it would be a total shitshow. Occam's razor, what's more likely? That?? Or that the refs just suck and OU got the benefit of some great bounces plus our defensive personnel are bad? I realize we're all hurting and want some bad guy to lash out against but c'mon man, this is straight up aggy. Don't be aggy, take the loss pussies and realize that our trend line improving, you don't cure the stink of Herman/Strong/Mack in half a season, and you can't put this on conspiracy. JFC.
  3. And If Casey were an AI QB Robot, he'd never miss a throw! We're talking about a guy who threw for 5 TDs and ~400 yards. Not even Tom Brady is perfect and hits every throw and he's got more to work behind in the O line than our guy. Casey grades out as an "A" for the RRS.
  4. Ugh. Of all the shit of the past 10 years, our continued losing to TCU might be the worst (aside from managing to lose to Kansas). Patterson is that smug smarmy bitch when he beats Texas, and such a sore fucking loser when he's put back in his place.
  5. JFC Gary. Take a step back. Take a look at your life. Hug your children. Kiss your wife.
  6. Lincoln Riley's favorite group is Nickelback.
  7. Lincoln Riley pronounces the "t" in bidet.
  8. Lincoln Riley trusts his farts.
  9. Lincoln Riley voted for FitLump.
  10. Lincoln Riley tries to make a ho into a housewife.
  11. That pass was about as perfect as you can get, you want to hit them in stride. If X catches a few of those 4 drops it's a totally different stat line.
  12. Lincoln Riley drives past 3 HEB's to shop at Kroger.
  13. Lincoln Riley has a belly tat.
  14. Everyone knows the proper term is "ensemble."
  15. LHB actually plays a lot. The issue is that we are so in love with our new Jumbotron toy. Whoever runs that is allergic to silence. 100% of the time during the game is “scheduled,” and there is zero spontaneity. Multiple times the Jumbotron played over LHB.
  16. Just tried the mobile site again, it’s been awhile. I’ll take the L, it’s much better than last time I tried it. Much faster. Tapa UI still cleaner but mobile good now.
  17. Let’s stop with the CFP talk until we beat OU and win the Big12 at least. Tech is not good.
  18. Tapa is 3x faster than Safari on iOS and doesn’t load all the extra bullshit like burnt end logos that are just our self jack offs. It’s also better than the shitty tapa wannabe app they suggested we try that required TestFlight.
  19. He for sure has issues w/ his motion that Chip or whoever we have in that spot now can work on. But I think his issues are mostly mental now; he can hit the three...he just never, ever, ever shoots it. He needs that sports therapist from Ted Lasso lol.
  20. He’s talented but I’m not sure anyone can un-fuck his mental block.
  21. Not if his goal was be a NFL lineman.
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