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Horn of Gabriel

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  1. Ugh. Of all the shit of the past 10 years, our continued losing to TCU might be the worst (aside from managing to lose to Kansas). Patterson is that smug smarmy bitch when he beats Texas, and such a sore fucking loser when he's put back in his place.
  2. JFC Gary. Take a step back. Take a look at your life. Hug your children. Kiss your wife.
  3. Lincoln Riley's favorite group is Nickelback.
  4. Lincoln Riley pronounces the "t" in bidet.
  5. Lincoln Riley trusts his farts.
  6. Lincoln Riley voted for FitLump.
  7. Lincoln Riley tries to make a ho into a housewife.
  8. That pass was about as perfect as you can get, you want to hit them in stride. If X catches a few of those 4 drops it's a totally different stat line.
  9. Lincoln Riley drives past 3 HEB's to shop at Kroger.
  10. Lincoln Riley has a belly tat.
  11. Everyone knows the proper term is "ensemble."
  12. LHB actually plays a lot. The issue is that we are so in love with our new Jumbotron toy. Whoever runs that is allergic to silence. 100% of the time during the game is “scheduled,” and there is zero spontaneity. Multiple times the Jumbotron played over LHB.
  13. Just tried the mobile site again, it’s been awhile. I’ll take the L, it’s much better than last time I tried it. Much faster. Tapa UI still cleaner but mobile good now.
  14. Let’s stop with the CFP talk until we beat OU and win the Big12 at least. Tech is not good.
  15. Tapa is 3x faster than Safari on iOS and doesn’t load all the extra bullshit like burnt end logos that are just our self jack offs. It’s also better than the shitty tapa wannabe app they suggested we try that required TestFlight.
  16. He for sure has issues w/ his motion that Chip or whoever we have in that spot now can work on. But I think his issues are mostly mental now; he can hit the three...he just never, ever, ever shoots it. He needs that sports therapist from Ted Lasso lol.
  17. He’s talented but I’m not sure anyone can un-fuck his mental block.
  18. Not if his goal was be a NFL lineman.
  19. My fav SMU uniforms, the Dallas script is nice.
  20. If it was as easy as "knowing the model" then the dozen Saban assistant coaches hired across CFB would have replicated Bama already. Fan expectations need to be reset, people thinking we'd turn it around in one year weren't realistic. We didn't go to shit overnight and we don't git gud overnight either.
  21. Reading is hard: "In order of importance since 2009" Yeah, his fucking the program in his last few years and where that got us was pretty important.
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