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  1. Dewey
    From what I gather, you have to wait for the kid to get on campus, you can't pay the kid until then. Gomer is paying kids to commit and sign, before they realize what a shit hole CS is.
  2. Dewey
    Every gomer from here on out "we only have one guy with an NIL deal"
  3. Dewey
    Feels like Zalatoris shot worse than 71, yet here he is in a playoff.
  4. Dewey
    Ugh, waits until the 72nd hole to blow up.
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  6. Dewey
    Neither you or her will know how to turn it on.
  7. Dewey
    Thomas with some holes to play, post a number and watch these guys crawl home.
  8. Dewey
    Let me hit from the middle of the cart path, take a stroke, make some sparks and move on.
  9. Dewey
    The "production " truck caught fire, serious.
  10. Dewey
    Yes, you can find the gomer score on t shirts and slapped on barns throughout the Brazos.
  11. Dewey
    Saban is playing chess and Jimbo is rolling rocks, he literally (for the second time) got hooked into showing his hand. If you want things to be quiet, it's probably not best to shout about it. It's already clear how you signed the best recruiting class, never defend your guilt.
  12. Dewey
    And a skillet that's as old as the dirt you walk on.
  13. Dewey
    Only hiccup was when McConaughey mentions the moon tower.
  14. Dewey
    No, this isn't defeat, it's a setback. Keep working on it. People didn't think the 4 minute mile was possible, then what's him name broke through. If you keep perfecting the bacon/ oreo recipe, you'll be remembered forever!
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    I just can't get over it, never in my life... the broadcast pretty much glossed over the horse, only mentioning last minute scratch, long shot. When every horse faded back, he took off, his jocky was flawless in maneuvering the horse around slower traffic. None of these guys had ever been in anything remotely close to this stage. That jockey raced like it was his 20th derby, not his first. That Horse had won once, at Churchill, with that jockey.... they once sat at 24, but one scratch after another and boom, 20. That would have been a badass race if that was the favorite coming from that far back. But instead it was a claim horse. Next two races are going to be interesting, no way anyone is giving them an open lane like today. The fucking seas parted today.
  17. Dewey
    I think that's what Willie ordered, but Rosie decided that "Willie's Plate" would sell more. As for me? I'd order the garbage plate if I ever saw it on a menu at a tex mex joint.
  18. Dewey
    Rich Strike was fucking moving and looked like he could have gone another mile like that.
  19. Dewey
    That was one of the best rides, want to see it again
  20. Dewey
    When I lived in El Paso, this grocery store sold an amazing tres leches cake, single serving. I went in on valentine's day, no single serving options, I bought an entire tres leches cake. I used the same rationale as when I bought alcohol. The more the better, this way I won't run out so soon, etc
  21. Dewey
    Meth heads demand the very best!
  22. Dewey
    Behind in his payments, says "they're like family", guy is full of shit, I would bet his "family" has been tired of his bullshit since well before they won.
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  24. Dewey
    Next Nascar race is in Darlington, I'd start my search there.
  25. Dewey
    I didn't know Red was still with us.

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