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  1. Dewey
    When he had Walt over for dinner, there were children toys neatly put to the side, one of those toddler cars. But I'm sure that was part of his act. Dude goes the extra mile to put on appearances.
  2. Dewey
    Spoog! Your wife will crush your head with an ATM machine! World's colliding!
  3. Dewey
    Depends on where you live. When I lived in Galveston, t mobile sucked, they rented space from att, so when the shitheads flooded the island on the weekends, you literally could not make a phone call, forget using any apps. Moved to El Paso and I wondered why I paid for wifi, worked great. Moved to New Braunfels and it's good, not great. See who owns the most towers in your area and get their plan.
  4. Dewey
    How many grand slams has our bullpen given up this season? Agonizing
  5. Dewey
    Jerry gonna make hay in the 5th round!
  6. Dewey
    Well
  7. Dewey
    Arrest him? I don't drink anymore, but I'd make him sheriff of my small town.
  8. Dewey
    I did business with a southern Chinese guy, most of it over the phone. When we finally met, I kept looking for an old redneck... finally he introduced himself. I did my best to not show my surprise, hell of a guy.
  9. Dewey
    North Arkansas chic?
  10. Dewey
    Jimmy has always been a conniving twat that does fucked up things. Kim has always been a sweet little girl who now, in adulthood, free from her fucked up mother, wants to rebel and Jimmy is her outlet, she pushes him, he guides her. She's in over her head.
  11. Dewey
    No lead is safe, pitching is garbage.
  12. Dewey
    There should be one standard outlet for a dyer, not 20 different types of outlets. It's a 100% guarantee that the plug I currently have on the dryer will not match in the new house, I know that before I move in. This time I left the dryer in the garage, I knew it didn't match, went inside and took a look, okay, add that to the HD list.
  13. Dewey
    I never understood what giving up control was, was I not supposed to help, give a lending hand? Just say fuck it, you're on your own? What I think it means now is doing your best and being okay with whatever results come of it, good or bad. To do what you have to, work or family and then taking it easy. No offense, irth, but if it wasn't your pops, it would be something else you would need alcohol to help you "cope". Every person who has struggled with alcohol, always had a valid reason to drink. It could be anything, goddamn light bulb is out again, gonna need a beer, some tequila and a couple puffs before I go deal with that fucking thing.
  14. Dewey
    Still got the green chile double out in west Texas. Hopefully Chicago doesnt find out.
  15. Dewey
    Is this the easiest finishing hole on tour? 3 metal off the tee, short iron in.
  16. Dewey
    Yeah, don't know about you, but that would make me hungry. Seems like a lot of work.
  17. Dewey
    Yeah, that didn't look like a 9 iron in his hand.
  18. Dewey
    At this point, you'd think it's pretty well known, don't go flag hunting at 12. Only guy I saw get lucky, ever, was Freddy Couples. Everyone else found the water and their tournament gone.
  19. Dewey
    Huge par
  20. Dewey
    And that's the 12th hole for you.
  21. Dewey
    Had no idea Dottie and Bernhard were siblings.
  22. Dewey
    Looked like wood to me.
  23. Dewey
    Temps are up, wind is down, I think today is more of a scoring day than yesterday. Pins are what they are.
  24. Dewey
    Well Scottie has a 3 stroke lead, so I hope that holds, bit if someone goes on a run and Scottie backs up a bit, I think it's Im
  25. Dewey
    Tiger isn't quitting, it's cold and the cold causes shrinkage, tightens everything up and makes pain more painful. Dude is tougher than 10 guys full on budweiser and methamphetamine. And no one should ever use putter off the greens at Augusta

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