Everything posted by Dewey
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Family member you are most embarrassed of
My cousin Eddie, dude lives in Coolage Kansas, middle of nowhere. Has a whore for a daughter, always walking around with a six pack of Coors, asking for money all the time and swears up and down that hamburger helper is good all on its own. One thing I give him props for is his homemade tomato ketchup.
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Texas A&M @ Texas Game Thread
It's a huge problem
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Texas A&M @ Texas Game Thread
Gomer needs to win the next 116 games between us to even up the series.
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Texas @ Texas Tech Series Thread
The preseason hype of our pitching staff, I feel bad for Dre, but he doesn't need to be out there, ever. And I'm not sure about our coaching staff and scouting other teams or our own team. Do they not look at all these early runs and ask wtf is going on, what are other teams seeing? They just keep repeating.
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Texas @ Texas Tech Series Thread
Probably need to stop tipping pitches and just in general get fundamentally sound.
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Southwest or every other airline in the history of the world?
I have to give credit to southwest, they didn't get me home, but got me close. Was in Orlando for some bs corporate training. First plane had a bad.motor, they found another plane and switched. Then dropped me off in Austin and told me to come back in the morning so I can get back to El Paso. Off to my brother's house to crash. What a joy flying is, better than being stuck in Orlando though. Hope the best to the kid who got sick, I could feel the plane diving into Houston before they green lit the kid to Austin.
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2022 NFL offseason news thread
Makes more sense if he's the final piece to the puzzle, all those picks and money. All it did was make them, possibly, a playoff team. Odds to win AFC now at 20-1. Guess they didn't see much in this year's draft, but still.
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2022 Texas Baseball
I try, always end up hoping the big league club who drafted them fucks up and they end up on campus.
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That ain't Shelley, Urban...
Did anyone bother to look under the hood before they hired this guy?
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2022 NCAA Tournament - 2nd Round
Love to see Tech, their whiny fans and AD go home.
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2022 NCAA Tournament - 2nd Round
We can only hope
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2022 NCAA Tournament - 2nd Round
Good to know
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2022 NCAA Tournament - 2nd Round
Coaching staff also has Larry Brown and Rasheed Wallace.
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
I'm very much a sweet pickle guy, hate on. Sweet heat is my favorite, here in El Paso the Mexican grocery sells "cucumber salad", which is basically sweet pickle slices. Damn good. I'll be moving back into HEB land soon and will demand they carry all brands of sweet pickles.
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Texas @ College of Charleston/Citadel - March 15/16 - Midweek Thread
Getting roughed up early, maybe the staff and players should look into that.
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Texas @ South Carolina Series Thread
Haven't responded well to injuries or the losses. Next guy up, all that kind of stuff. It's up to them if they want to respond to adversity. No matter the ranking, they will have a bullseye on them, so fight back. Lots of season left, let's go.
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Can I bring pot home from Colorado into Houston?
Who's putting this nonsense in your head that you have to even ask?
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Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
Better be ready for TX State, they just whipped Zona in Tucson.
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2021-22 PGA thread
Amazing, two Ws is short time, go get a major Scottie.
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2021-22 PGA thread
Bay Hill for ya, all they have to do is give the screw a half turn and the course turns on 9/10ths of the field. Scottie needs par, looks like birdie is out of play.
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Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
I can't stand the statesman and their "reporters"
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Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
Close to 50
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Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
Dip shit farmer doing a Horns down while the ball goes over his head
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Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
State of Texas, just like they have for mlb clubs, if you're in the state, you should go to the stadium. I'm in El Paso lol. Still can watch it elsewhere, but yes, their blackout rules are absurd.
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Where did you eat lunch today?