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Dewey

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Everything posted by Dewey

  1. I'm good for 4 days, how long will this last? And who's the asshole that sent the pic?
  2. That describes 90% of big boy football. They're a basketball school now. They can't afford another buyout on top of Gus' buyout, muchless dropping more coin on the next hotshot, who might be weary of Auburn anyway. They should invest in tarps and downsizing their stadium.
  3. It remind me when I became leader and took everybody farm land. People line street for miles to yell at me, waving, yelling duck dewey. I tell my wife I don't understand duck, but all these people come to see me, they must love me.
  4. I'm interested to see how no TOs cost the Rams.
  5. Has op moved to Austin yet?
  6. Does he know a failed challenge costs a timeout?
  7. Jimmy G slicing the Rams defense
  8. I don't like either of these teams, but damn if I hate myself for liking how the niners play.
  9. He challenges, probably loses another 6 inches
  10. Corn = poop decoration
  11. Cleveland is probably throwing up in their river. Wasn't too long ago they were buying SB tickets and making big bets in Vegas. Now the upstart Bengals down the road, with what looks like a sure-fire super star at qb, are going to the SB.
  12. Never go away from your big play guy.
  13. He won't get far on foot - is good, Manchester by the Sea is terrible as is Capone. Manchester, I kept waiting for this moment of something good/great, but they just drag you into depression then roll credits. Capone, I turned it off. It's through the eyes of a man who is confused and shits himself.
  14. Memorizing the school song, knowing the state bird, being a good shine boy, etc
  15. I don't think it will be on Downton's level, it's also only one episode.
  16. Dallas is undisciplined, they ran a dumb play up the middle with no time outs. That said, it's annoying to see so many tweets after one team or another wins a game. Chiefs did it in 13 second, refs didn't spot the ball in Rams game, Burrow has more playoff wins than Dak and so on. Those were some of the best games I have seen in a long time, yet so many need to drag the Cowboys sorry ass into every discussion. So I'm all for Jerry making a coaching change the week of the super bowl, just to see all these haters go off about Jerry stealing headlines, when they can't leave the Cowboys out of any discussion, ever. "Talking about the miracle of ice, what's your favorite memory of that game?" "First off, the Cowboys lost the ice bowl, secondly, I'm not sure the Cowboys ever have won a cold weather game and thirdly, have they ever won a gold medal? But these kids, most of whom never played in the NHL won gold?!? I mean come on Dallas?"
  17. Terrible time to send the corner on a blitz, nope, not good.
  18. Games are won in the trenches - anyone who ever coached a down of football.
  19. Leonard getting 10 yards a clip, game over. 82-0 Bucs. Going to have a nap.
  20. Hahaha, fuck off
  21. Cherry on top is Murray taking off his pads and running home.
  22. Or high school
  23. Fitting end for a boneheaded team. 14 or 15 penalties, 5 or 6 pre-snap penalties and they still had a shot, bit decided a qb run would be a smart go.
  24. Is that the same crew that worked the Cowboys/ Raiders game? they had no business officiating a playoff game , much less a big xii game.
  25. Rock solid is that football and field
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