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KennyPowders

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  1. fuck your cousin fucking on a couch outside ass
  2. I also forgot to include they can all suck our fucking big money filled dick
  3. Look, you have the old little schools bitching about how cool the midwest is for games You have the newbies fucking talking about how good their BBQ is to try to impress Theyre all a fucking jock itch in Texas' crotch....Fuck em hombre
  4. its a pretty ridiculous thing to say no matter your race, but being a black man he knows he can get away with it and it will bring him more attention.
  5. Just a suggestion. Take it or leave it. I'll leave it like I am leaving your fucking bumpkin ass in the bigq2 to play dick fiddle sticks with UCF.
  6. Your posts are really letting down your username. You should try harder. Or maybe don't try too hard? Is that more complaining I hear?
  7. The next funniest part is thinking about all those brits that built that distant empire and what would they think of their beloved england if they saw its current leadership. The people they raped and enslaved now run that place.
  8. I see the runt kittens have arrived to complain about momma's nipples not producing enough milk for everyone.
  9. It was all good hombre till he started fucking whining about Vanderbilt and Mizzou like god damn Kayne yelling about the Jews. Life aint fair, dawg. You just got a life lesson in it.
  10. It wont let me rep you hombre. For some reason this fucking platform doesnt recognize that I, Kenny Powers, god of the baseball diamond transcend mother fucking rules. SO instead I will fucking quote your ass and tell that mother fucker, no offense, sounds like an ungrateful freeloading asshole. Sounds a lot like some of the ball players and organizations I played for. Ungrateful for my natural fucking talent and carrying their stupid asses to the playoffs. Fuck those mother fuckers.
  11. I always get excited when this thread pops up as it's usually someone from some random smaller school bitching about how life isn't fair and how upset they are. I enjoy this.
  12. I'm assuming this guy thinks other people downloading an app is a burden on him
  13. yes getting up and driving through traffic, spending gas, adding another trip to the schedule is way more easy than clicking three fucking buttons on a phone. jesus christ you must hate technology.
  14. I founded my ass in mexico trying to get my shit back to the major leagues. Met some hombres on the way, some mujeres as they say in mexico. I am doing a lot of founding and exploring.
  15. God damn right, hombre. I am the fucking man, the myth, the god damn legend. Now you want to go look at some tits?
  16. Hope I am in his will I am god damn tired of busting my ass in mexico trying to make it back to the bigs when these motherfuckers dont even respect my showmanship
  17. aint nobody sound like me hombre
  18. Feminists putting their money where their mouth is mi hombre kinda like that time I said I was going to make it back to the majors and I fucking did it
  19. so these German hombres are pretty good at this round ball thing. Thought they banned those crazy mofos when they tried to buttfuck europe.
  20. That would be I, the Kenny Powders, Esquire, the man with a mind like a scientist and a cock like a Burmese python.
  21. Listen here you beautiful Bitch. Life isn’t fair. Just look in the mirror and you’ll know what I’m talking about. But it’s ok, look at me. I’m not what you would call classically beautiful by any means but I’m excellent at real sports and have the hair of a god damn champion. Cheer up. Whining like a little bitch isn’t going to get you anywhere.
  22. Hombres, Got to love that this thread is essentially just a bunch of people from other schools bitching about how much Texas sucks while they have been nibbling at the ole teet for two long. In short, nobody gives a fuck about your little rural regional schools and Daddy is tired of fucking carry you everywhere. Get over and enjoy manufacturing a rival against (checks notes because who gives a fuck about the new big12) Houston and UCF. Enjoy!
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