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I don’t think I like your tone, little boy.

That sounds like an interesting job. All the big time geopolitical players (like the Saudis and UAE leaders) I hear stay there and shut the whole thing down. I think Obama stayed there too in his one stay in Dallas if memory serves. I bet you get to see a lot of crazy stuff, eh?

I lived in uptown like 15 years ago and it was amazing. Sad to hear it’s wack now. I mean I couldn’t imagine Addison being able to hold a candle to uptown back in the day. Also since after irth is a big metal guy, deep Ellum had a bunch of grimey bars like anvil and July alley— are those still around? I feel like I heard deep ellum gentryfied from dead to busy and ghetto.

The owner of Birkenstock, the sandal maker, is reportedly considering an I.P.O. that it hopes will net a valuation of over $6 billion. (Bloomberg)

I have had two sets but still only use the wired ones. Good addition. Also I don’t own a pair of crocs

I feel your pain, @52-80. It's very difficult to communicate rationally and moderately with people who, at a minimum, need therapy in order to ingest and synthesize the data points of a conversation. I think @Celery Mangets it and communicates well in that respect, and longhornmatt is usually smart, but you are seeing the mental illness unique to messageboards firsthand. Question: Since I'm calling this out, what should my next name be?

Came here to post this. Amazing. And to think this was all crowdsourced on Twitter. Juvie had no idea what a Tiny Desk was LOL

Donald Trump nearly doubled his fundraising during the second quarter of 2023 — an indication that his legal troubles are propelling his campaign financially. https://money.yahoo.com/trump-pulled-35-million-second-185459258.html

Stat: Want to know why there are seemingly no houses for sale in the US these days? These numbers should help explain. The average rate on a 30-year mortgage climbed to 6.81% this week, its highest level of 2023, according to Freddie Mac. At the same time, almost 92% of US homeowners with mortgages have an interest rate of less than 6%, Redfin reported. So, therein lies the rub. Not many current homeowners are willing to ditch their lower mortgage rates for the higher one that would come with a new house.

I saw Carrot Top in Vegas like 20 years ago. He killed it. Super funny and super surprising.

This one wasn't as funny to me because it was so obvious staged. I just read that our boy Druski got an invite to Rubin's All White Party in the Hamptons. Nobody loves that party more than black twitter/black celebs. Maybe more than even the Met Gala.

I was this year old when I learned Nolan Ryan didn't win a Cy Young

You are right. No tattoos and my kids don't have any tattoos is the new flex.

I've been consuming all things Druski. The funniest guy on Twitter right now. And tell me this doesn't remind you of @Pancho:

I'll never understand people who live in apartments that think they are better than anyone else living in the same apartments. y'all are the same! Maybe the most cringe worthy part of that video though was the guy off camera feeling the need to justify his existence at the apartment community pool in which he lives in and said "this is a three thousand dollar watch!" hoo boy.