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Bartles

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  1. I assume it was discussed in the thread, but imagine a Texas football coach walking out for a playoff game in a hoodie with a big basketball on it and no visible "Texas" or Horns logo anywhere. I'm OK with the occasional stupid alternative uniform if recruits like it, but repping a different sport is just weird. And MJ's relevance in the era of LeBron isn't exactly top of mind for the kids either
  2. Is this the highest profile televised event from the Star? Kind think it will look like a football equivalent of those basketball games in hotel ballrooms due to the size of the interior
  3. Speaking of helicopters, Detroit TVs are staking out the jail, so Moore might get the OJ treatment later
  4. The committee will controversially justify whatever they spit up, and if for some reason it changes next week, they'll controversially justify that too. Don't get mad at Rece Davis or Joey Galloway or whoever for not grilling the guy like he's captured Al Qaeda. There is always wiggle room in their policies, it's always subjective and once its pares down to Ohio State, Georgia and a couple others, the rage dies down. That said, I do think leaving Ole Miss completely out would be earth-changing for the committee (thus they won't do it)
  5. Pretty interesting premise. But while we usually complain mystery shows aren't giving us enough info about what happened (Walking Dead, Lost), this one might have already given too much. Like some of the posts here, I can't stop noticing all the "wait a minute" situations caused by the hive's own explanation of what's happening. I'd kinda prefer it just be "zombie eat brains". But I trust it so far and it's good to see ABQ again
  6. "Adam James is still locked in the shed" best sign
  7. Getting into the ACC was a bit surprising, but that was just money. I would NOT have expected to have wins over Clemson, FSU and Miami in your first 1.5 seasons in the league. I know the whole league is pretty mid, but still surreal
  8. Paltry crowd as SEC Nation gets underway outside Gregory Gym
  9. Own the Caldwell won the game comment, it was Futureman/Mike White level hilarious
  10. Wait, he flew (or was flown) to Athens, Ga. when they certainly could have done that by satellite. Would have been nice for ESPN to point out that Franklin and Saban are both repped by Jimmy Sexton, who is also on set per McAfee earlier. They basically just did a LinkedIn promo for Franklin on national TV
  11. You should hire her to modernize SurlyHorns.com. She definitely knows the lingo: "click click click click...takes like three minutes"
  12. Recently watched The Substance, and that video ^ is much more disturbing
  13. Perfect premise for Tim Robinson, waging war against a chair manufacturer. He's got a niche and I'm glad he keeps exploiting it
  14. Watch the end for ESPN Deportes with a mustard (mostaza) question lol
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