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Park Gothic

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  1. Masterful non-update. Nahlin remains undefeated in selling bullshit.
  2. This comment is really begging for the "you can act like a man" gif, but I'd rather light a candle than curse your darkness. I was in college for the prime Mack / VY years. They were amazing. I've tried to follow Texas football closely since then to varying degrees of success. The Strong years were the only time I really stopped enjoying it. I'm having as much fun now as I did at any point (other than 2005 / 2009). Remember that recruiting is its own animal, and generally the realm of obsessives. Most fans barely know our roster, and they certainly don't follow the portal. They don't know what the rules are, and as long as the QB and a few other stars stay the same, they don't care. Because the product on the field is still great. Go to games, watch on TV, talk ball with your buddies. If you're not enjoying the recruiting side of things, or if its diminishing your enjoyment of Texas football on gameday, I recommend you stop following it. Because having fun watching / attending the games is what actually matters, and you can still easily do that. No reason to get apathetic about gameday.
  3. I'm just psyched about getting a big-bodied Polish dude on the OL. Maybe I'm just racist, but it seems like those poles can block 'em up.
  4. Not necessarily disagreeing with you, because you seem to have a better bead on this, but Haynes is listed at 210 while Brown is 195. Watching some of his film, it seems like Haynes runs hard between the tackles. He's not exactly "thunder" but he doesn't seem like as much of a Jayden Blue clones as Brown. That being said, there's no reason to drop $2-3 million on this guy. He seems like a great running back, but I'm not sure he fills a niche that can't already be filled by what we have on the roster. Maybe if Clark ends up in the portal, then we could use a guy like him.
  5. lol, you realize that we've been trying to steal their players? I'm pretty sure they're getting sick of us.
  6. Y'all are both wrong. I sell carcinogens - no middleman, I get them directly from the source. Beaumont is like Cedar Rapids for guys like me. Real job. It's less interesting than whatever you're imagining so no real need to click on this box. Beaumont (and the Eastern District of Texas) is a preferred forum for plaintiffs in IP litigation.
  7. I don't drive a forklift, if that's what you're implying.
  8. Hey now, people have to go places for work sometimes.
  9. If he is willing to commit to us today, I love him and have always loved him.
  10. I wouldn't say anyone's pining for him. Or at least not on this thread. Instead of "pining" I would say more "desperate and willing to set aside all standards" like one does at a hotel bar in Beaumont at 1:55 AM.
  11. Doesn't look like he's played in a single game over the last two seasons. I'm assuming there's something up. At 6'6" and 323 lbs he's big enough, I guess.
  12. I'm inclined to agree, but I'm also not going to judge anyone for how they spent whatever time they have left. Maybe some people like complaining on the internet and socializing with misfits. As far as vices to indulge, that seems pretty mild.
  13. He's dying (not a joke). He's retarded (not a joke?). This thread is rough, but let's stay positive. We only have each other in these trying times.
  14. "Beat down" is a bit strong. I agree that Miami is an excellent team, but let's not overstate things. Texas vs. A&M was 27-17. Miami vs. A&M was 10-3. You called the Aggies a "one less SEC team" but let's be real - they were not that great, certainly no better than Texas. And A&M took Miami down to the wire, while our game was effectively over halfway through the 4th. Miami's win over Ole Miss was awesome - just an amazing football game. But it was not a "beat down." There were 5 lead changes in the 4th quarter. That was an even match up. OSU is another quality win, but how quality? OSU only beat Texas by 7, and it was playing the "early 2025" version of Texas where Manning couldn't complete a 10 yard pass. I'm not saying Miami isn't a great team. Maybe you're right and they would have done better in the SEC than they did in the ACC. But the facts you're using to support that assumption are specious.
  15. Anyone unironically posting or agreeing with SEC Mike is a fucking moron.
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