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Park Gothic

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  1. I'm not trying to give you shit, but you said that (1) our goal isn't beating A&M, (2) the game is meaningless if we've already secured our spot in the CCG, and (3) that we shouldn't risk injury just for "bragging rights" - have I got that correct? I vehemently disagree with all of that. I want to win championships AND beat the shit out of our rivals. A season where we win the SEC but lose to OU and A&M is tainted and will taste bittersweet at best. I get that rivalries don't matter as much to some people, but it is hardly an "Aggie-like" mindset to heavily weigh beating one's rivals as an important goal for the season. And that's before I even get into the importance a win has for recruiting and fund raising. I don't want to make assumptions, but are you young? That's the only reason I can think of why a Texas fan would downplay the significance of beating A&M. I'm not old old, but I'm old enough to remember playing A&M in the early 1990's when we were down and they were up. It fucking sucked. A person whose football memory doesn't include experiencing a loss to A&M can't full appreciate how insufferable they can be.
  2. Did someone actually post that the A&M game is meaningless to us? On this board? That's a real thought that someone had in their head and they actually took the time to type it out? I'm baffled. Flummoxed. Let me tell you something - it will be extremely meaningful when we skull fuck the Aggies up and down Kyle field. When we demoralize them so badly that your Aggie coworkers and neighbors won't look you in the eye for a week. When the in-state recruits that we want don't even consider A&M as anything better than a second choice. I want to send their asses back to the stone age where they belong and every other Texas fan should too. Seriously fuck them, for all the shit they've talked over the past 10+ years. All the Big 12 games they didn't play but would've won. We are going to cram more than a decade's worth of bullshit back down their throat on November 30 and it will be very meaningful to every Texas fan, every Aggie, and everyone who might have any input on our reputation or future as a program. I swear, I am about the blow a gasket reading this shit.
  3. Nathaniel Owusu-Boateng? I know he was a Notre Dame lean but he's not committed and was fairly high on our list.
  4. He looks like my aging lesbian aunt who is still trying to be "cool" because she doesn't want to give up on the Montrose club scene but is also far too old to being staying out past 10:00. Stop dying your hair. Stop dressing like Rivers Cuomo. It's time to accept where you're at and move on gracefully.
  5. Nansen and PK both coach the LB/Edge while Baker is focused on DTs. That being said, I don't think these are hard and fast lines. Like the much discussed change from calling the outside position on the DL the "defensive end" to the "edge," there is a lot of cross over between the position groups. I'm sure Baker is in on recruiting DE/Edge if it makes sense for him to be a part of the process.
  6. Wounded duck and calculator talk not going away.
  7. He's not great in coverage either. But he's veteran, he's got a good attitude, and his motor is awesome. I don't mind him being in there, but I wish one of the younger guys would overtake him so he doesn't have to be more than quality depth.
  8. I assume it's because all that "t.u." shit appeals to emotionally stunted manchildren who, coincidentally, are the same type of people who rage quit the entire internet when their favorite sports team is down bad. I'm sure there were plenty of posters on that board in the preseason for the ride up the rollercoaster but who immediately bailed after the loss to ND. Right now, most of the people on TexAgs are actual college football fans who at least have an inkling of how bad they are and how good we are. I'm sure the fairweather Ags will all come flooding back if A&M wins 2/3 during the Arkansas-Missouri-MSU stretch.
  9. I need a Jomboy style lip reading. Pretty sure I saw "are we ready to fucking go" and "fuck these motherfuckers" in couple of spots.
  10. I'm not sure if you're being tongue in cheek, but there's some validity to this last point. It's still early in the season and these rankings are as much a product of who these teams have played as what their offenses can do. Arkansas at 8th and Miss. State at 67th are the biggest indicators of this issue. I expect those offenses to struggle as the season goes on and people remember how to play Petrino's and Lebby's systems. All of that being said - the offenses we'll face this season are pretty below average. How weird is it that we moved to the SEC and it seems like our schedule got easier?
  11. Putting aside my lingering frustrations with Brown, his friends and family need to sit him down and tell him it’s time to hang up his spurs. It’s just sad at this point. He’s a charming grandpa who doesn’t know how to run a program or hire a staff. And just a bad coach to boot. He could still carve out a nice little niche in the Chapel Hill community with whatever goodwill is left. But he won’t do that on his own and it just gets more pathetic and painful every season.
  12. And they still can’t tell the difference between the bags they were dropping under Jimbo and actual NIL. Hilarious. Fucking rubes.
  13. Orange teams coached by fat fucking retards > red teams coached by rape apologists
  14. Because they built themselves a throne in the Big 12 and then cried and bitched when we took it from them using their own rules. So they took their ball and went to the B1G like the crybaby bitches they are. Fuck them.
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