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Park Gothic

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  1. I don't doubt the quality of the content, I'm just not up to putting myself through the experience again. Detailed analysis of the slow-motion horror show that was Saturday night is not something I can sit through.
  2. I appreciate the post but there is no way that I am watching that. I'd rather watch someone drown puppies in a bath.
  3. Expanding on this with an good post from the LHN subreddit: I've seen this alluded to but not really discussed. The defense played better than you think and the offense played worse. Here are UGA's drive summaries from the first half: First drive starts at the UGA 25 and ends in a punt. Second drive starts at the UGA 17 and ends in a pick (UT gets the ball at the UGA 42 and goes nowhere). Third drive starts at the UGA 20, ends in an interception. Texas gets the ball on its own 5 yard line, take the ball to the 28, then fumbles it back. Fourth drive starts at the UT 13, ends in a TD. In other words, UGA's offense got the ball inside the Texas 20 and scored 7. (total: +13 yards, +7 points). The next UT drive starts back in our territory and ends in a terrible punt. So... Fifth drive starts at the UT 28, ends in a FG from the UT 15 (total: +26 yards, +10 points). The next UT drive ends in an interception, so... UGA's sixth drive starts at the Texas 34, ends in a TD (total: +60 yards, +17 points). Seventh drive starts at the UGA 45, ends in a field goal. I'm not adding this to the total because the UGA offense "earned it" even though they started off at their own 45. Eight drive starts at the UGA 20, ends in a punt. UT's next drive ends with the Manning fumble, so... UGA's ninth drive starts at the UT 30, ends in a field goal after they only gained 4 yards (total: +64 yards, +20 points). The score at half was UGA 23, UT 0. UGA only scored 3 points when they had to start on their side of the field - and not even deep on their side of the field, I'm talking just barely. To score the other 20 points in the first half, UGA's offense only had to travel 64 yards. Fucking 20 points, off of only 60 yards of offense. If our offense had just held the ball and punted at an average level, UGA is probably up by less than 10 at half time. The defense played one of their best games of the year, and the offense turned around and fucked them. Like, actively worked to undermine all the work our defense was doing. We're not doomed. UGA is a very good team, especially on defense. But this game was winnable but for some terrible decision making and execution by Sark, Quinn, and the O-line, in that order. PK is not getting paid enough.
  4. This is the dumbest, most bitch-made post I’ve seen today on Surly. And somehow this one is even worse.
  5. Kirby Smart is a fat fucking retard but the idea that UGA was stealing our calls is pure cope. Offense just got manhandled.
  6. This is not a good thing. It is, in fact, a very bad thing. bit we can use it. If Sark is smart. we down bad. But not dead yet.
  7. This is a frustrating game
  8. Oh good another lawyer on this board. I was getting worried that the nurses were taking over.
  9. Y'all are joking about WR passes, but we really haven't run much 21 personnel this season, which we did fairly often in the past. We also haven't seen many two tight end sets either. Those decisions are probably more a function of personnel than anything - hard to argue that we should be taking WR off of the field when the room is so deep. But if Sark is saving something, it could be that there are a lot of plays from the formations that we haven't been running much this season.
  10. Man, you guys are the world fucking champs of wallowing in old bullshit. You know I haven’t thought about the 2021 ISU game since 2022? Shit, I haven’t thought about ISU since Nov 19, 2023. We’re the No. 1 team in the country and about to play one of the biggest games in DKR history. Smile you fucks.
  11. Helobious found out that Terry’s mother’s maiden name was Garcia and is now a fan. Was the monkey incident not 2021? Or was there something else that happened on Halloween with a monkey?
  12. The hell happened to Goosby?
  13. You can tell that @Wulaw Horn really got to him. Had a complete melt down. Shame, I didn't think Georgia fans would be so thin-skinned.
  14. That series was awesome, but what jumped out to me last season was his play on special teams. He demolished motherfuckers on kickoff. Exhibit A:
  15. While everyone is trying to decipher the caption, I'm just loving the fact that Jahdae Barron has a Quinn Ewers t-shirt. Not only that, but a shirt that looks like it gets worn pretty regularly.
  16. This is a perfectly succinct example of two of the Aggies' favorite rhetorical shams: (1) they love to borrow the success of better teams in the conference and associate it with themselves. It wasn't "the SEC" that won 13 national championships in 17 seasons - pretty sure that was teams like Bama, Georgia, and Florida. (2) No matter which conference we're in or who is on our schedule, it will never be "good enough" for A&M. Even if we're in the same fucking conference and they're literally on the schedule, they will create whatever facts they need to establish that we play a soft schedule and they play a hard schedule. Even if we played the exact same fucking teams, A&M would surely be catching those teams while they're peaking, while we play the same teams at a low point. It's honestly impressive. Unfortunately, I think A&M will win this year. But I do love how the Aggies always pencil in the MSU game as a win on their schedule when they have lost 6 out of the last 10 games against MSU. It's amazing how they measure their history in terms of aspirations and potential, rather than actual performance.
  17. Hey man, that 2-4 MAC team would give most P5 teams trouble. Bowling Green’s got hands!
  18. “PK…what would you say you do here?” Win fucking football games
  19. Wisner is RB1 and it’s not close
  20. Not entirely. Their field position is terrible.
  21. Terrible missed PI call
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