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Park Gothic

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  1. That series was awesome, but what jumped out to me last season was his play on special teams. He demolished motherfuckers on kickoff. Exhibit A:
  2. While everyone is trying to decipher the caption, I'm just loving the fact that Jahdae Barron has a Quinn Ewers t-shirt. Not only that, but a shirt that looks like it gets worn pretty regularly.
  3. This is a perfectly succinct example of two of the Aggies' favorite rhetorical shams: (1) they love to borrow the success of better teams in the conference and associate it with themselves. It wasn't "the SEC" that won 13 national championships in 17 seasons - pretty sure that was teams like Bama, Georgia, and Florida. (2) No matter which conference we're in or who is on our schedule, it will never be "good enough" for A&M. Even if we're in the same fucking conference and they're literally on the schedule, they will create whatever facts they need to establish that we play a soft schedule and they play a hard schedule. Even if we played the exact same fucking teams, A&M would surely be catching those teams while they're peaking, while we play the same teams at a low point. It's honestly impressive. Unfortunately, I think A&M will win this year. But I do love how the Aggies always pencil in the MSU game as a win on their schedule when they have lost 6 out of the last 10 games against MSU. It's amazing how they measure their history in terms of aspirations and potential, rather than actual performance.
  4. Hey man, that 2-4 MAC team would give most P5 teams trouble. Bowling Green’s got hands!
  5. “PK…what would you say you do here?” Win fucking football games
  6. Wisner is RB1 and it’s not close
  7. Not entirely. Their field position is terrible.
  8. Terrible missed PI call
  9. Bobby Fatone looking motherfucker.
  10. Sark is calling a good game but were struggling to execute.
  11. Dillingham needs to grow a beard or something. He looks like he’s 12.
  12. He certainly flaps his hands a lot while not actually doing anything.
  13. I’ve seen it both ways so many times that I got into an argument with a lawyer about how “insures” should only be used for insurance. He did some actual research and I was half wrong. The terms can be used interchangeably if you’re trying to say “makes sure something will happen/not happen”. So even though I agree with you as a matter of personal style, I was just corrected about this issue with citations and shit. CTJ’s use, though crude in my opinion, is actually correct. It’s kinda neat to actually see him play. I also see why he didn’t see the field for us.
  14. One of my takeaways from this Utah game is that I wish Lander Barton had come to Texas. Dude is a beast.
  15. I hate that OU is our only rival that respects itself enough not to hand-wave a loss to Texas as Texas just doing what it's supposed to do. It makes me want to relegate A&M and Arkansas to the trash heap of other teams who have this born loser mentality, like Tech and Baylor. I will never understand that mindset.
  16. He's Californian, so I assume something like this:
  17. We just got done wallowing in all that bullshit from seasons past, started talking about the upcoming game, and now y'all want to go right back to wallowing in the bullshit?
  18. Yes - the score depends entirely on what we do rather than what they do. If we're up by 30 in the 4th, I can see us salting the game away and letting them eat clock with small chunk plays. I could see us allowing a late TD because the game is already over. But something in the range of 35-6 / 41-13 feels about right.
  19. I think we've asked our LBs to play more aggressive than they are capable of. If we tone it back and involve the safeties/DBs in the run game more, that should clean it up. Guilbeau, Taafe, and Barron are rock solid in run support.
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